Struggling
This guy goes into a restaurant. He’s a little more than strung out from
lack of sleep. The waiter asked for his order. Trying to be funny he asked
the waiter for a hit of his best heroin. Struggling to keep a straight
face.
The waiter says,”I’m sorry sir, we’re all out”.
“In that case bring me an espresso and a syringe”, our friend says.
Being a restaurant that prided itself on good service the waiter brought
him an espresso, with a straw of course.