CAN OF PEAS
So there is a women in court for stealing.so the judge “says im about
to make people spend time in jail for the amount of items they stole.
so maam how many meat balls were in that can.”so the women replays
“11.”the judge says i will sentence you to jail for 11 years.so the woman
crys and crys.then her husband jumps up and says “your honor last
week she stole a can of peas to.”