JokesArcade http://www.jokesarcade.com Its all about fun! Fri, 27 Jan 2012 10:25:04 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0.2 drinks all night http://www.jokesarcade.com/bars-and-drinking-jokes/drinks-all-night.html http://www.jokesarcade.com/bars-and-drinking-jokes/drinks-all-night.html#comments Fri, 27 Jan 2012 10:25:04 +0000 admin http://www.jokesarcade.com/?p=2944 This guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender gives him the drink and he drinks it.

Then he looks in his shirt pocket and orders another drink. He does the same thing with the

second drink and orders a third drink. The bartender pours the drink and says “listen pal I’ll

buy you drinks all night long if you tell me why you keep looking in your shirt pocket”. To this

the guy replies “I have a picture of my wife in my pocket and when she starts to look good I know

I’ve had enough to drink and it’s time to go home”.

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opposite end of the bar and not spill a drop. The bartender takes the bet and sets up the shot

glass. The man then starts pissing all over the bar, not even close the shot glass.
The bartender starts jumping up and down, yelling “Yahoo!” Another man at the back of the bar

suddenly grabs a chair and, swearing loudly, smashes it against the wall. The bartender says,

“What’s with him?” The man replies, “Oh, I just bet him a thousand dollars that I could piss all

over your bar and make you happy.”

]]> http://www.jokesarcade.com/bars-and-drinking-jokes/the-wager.html/feed 0 “You’re Going to Die””” http://www.jokesarcade.com/bars-and-drinking-jokes/%e2%80%9cyou%e2%80%99re-going-to-die%e2%80%9d%e2%80%9d.html http://www.jokesarcade.com/bars-and-drinking-jokes/%e2%80%9cyou%e2%80%99re-going-to-die%e2%80%9d%e2%80%9d.html#comments Tue, 17 Jan 2012 09:56:12 +0000 admin http://www.jokesarcade.com/?p=2885 A husband, let’s call him Sam, and wife, let’s call her Judy, go to the doctor for the sake of

the husband and, after the doctor has fully examined Sam, comes out to talk with Judy about Sam’s

diagnosis.
“Whats the matter with my husband Doctor?”” Judy asks.
“”He has a condition that is incurable. But there is one thing you can do that may help him live

longer.”” the Doctor led on.
“”I’ll do anything

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man he says,
“Sir, I couldn’t help but notice your eyes are bloodshot. Have you been drinking?”
The man gets really indignant and says, “Officer, I couldn’t help but notice your eyes are

glazed. Have you been eating doughnuts?”

]]> http://www.jokesarcade.com/bars-and-drinking-jokes/were-you-drinking.html/feed 0 My Two Brothers http://www.jokesarcade.com/bars-and-drinking-jokes/my-two-brothers-2.html http://www.jokesarcade.com/bars-and-drinking-jokes/my-two-brothers-2.html#comments Fri, 06 Jan 2012 09:57:56 +0000 admin http://www.jokesarcade.com/?p=2887 An Irish man walks into a pub. The bartender asks him, “what’ll you have?”
The man says, “Give me three pints of Guinness please.”
So the bartender brings him three pints and the man proceeds to alternately sip one, then the

other, then the third until they’re gone. He then orders three more.

The bartender says, “Sir, I know you like them cold. You don’t have to order three at a time. I

can keep an eye on it and when you get low I’ll bring you a fresh cold one.”

The man says, “You don’t understand. I have two brothers, one in Australia and one in the States.

We made a vow to each other that every Saturday night we’d still drink together. So right now, my

brothers have three Guinness Stouts too, and we’re drinking together.

The bartender thought that was a wonderful tradition.
Every week the man came in and ordered three beers.

Then one week he came in and ordered only two.
He drank them and then ordered two more.
The bartender said to him, “I know what your tradition is, and I’d just like to say that I’m

sorry that one of your brothers died.”

The man said, “Oh, me brothers are fine—-I just quit drinking.”

]]> http://www.jokesarcade.com/bars-and-drinking-jokes/my-two-brothers-2.html/feed 0 TO MAI NAI JAUNGA http://www.jokesarcade.com/sardar-jokes/to-mai-nai-jaunga.html http://www.jokesarcade.com/sardar-jokes/to-mai-nai-jaunga.html#comments Sat, 31 Dec 2011 14:37:43 +0000 admin http://www.jokesarcade.com/?p=2267 3 sardar picnic par gaye…
Waha jakar yaad aaya ki “pepsi” to ghar pe
hi bhul gaye..
Decide kiya ki sabse chota sardar ja kar
pepsi lekar aae.
Chota sardar: “mai is sart par jaunga ki
tum mere aane tak samose nahi khaoge.”
dono ne kaia thik hai.

2 din guzar gae. sardar nai aaya.

4 din guzar gae. Sardar nah aaya.

Dono ne socha ki ab samose kha leni chahie.
Jaise hi samosa nikala, chota sardar ped ke
piche se bahar nikal ke bola- “AISE KAROGE
TO MAI NAI JAUNGA”

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Your TV.

]]> http://www.jokesarcade.com/mexican-jokes/tv.html/feed 0 petrol http://www.jokesarcade.com/sardar-jokes/petrol.html http://www.jokesarcade.com/sardar-jokes/petrol.html#comments Sat, 31 Dec 2011 05:41:17 +0000 admin http://www.jokesarcade.com/?p=2210 Sardar: What is the name of your car?
Lady: I forgot the name, but is starts with ‘T’.
Sardar: Oh, what a strange car, starts with Tea. All cars that I know start with petrol.

]]> http://www.jokesarcade.com/sardar-jokes/petrol.html/feed 0 walk on water http://www.jokesarcade.com/chuck-norris-jokes/walk-on-water.html http://www.jokesarcade.com/chuck-norris-jokes/walk-on-water.html#comments Sat, 31 Dec 2011 03:26:32 +0000 admin http://www.jokesarcade.com/?p=2043 Jesus can walk on water but chuck Norris can swim on land.

]]> http://www.jokesarcade.com/chuck-norris-jokes/walk-on-water.html/feed 0 get mad http://www.jokesarcade.com/bars-and-drinking-jokes/get-mad.html http://www.jokesarcade.com/bars-and-drinking-jokes/get-mad.html#comments Fri, 30 Dec 2011 06:46:35 +0000 admin http://www.jokesarcade.com/?p=2868 A somewhat strange guy walks into a bar. The bartender notices him and watches as the man walks up to a group of men at a table and starts talking to them. The man then gets up and goes to the bartender and says…”I bet you $500 that I can piss in that shot glass on the back wall without spilling a drop.” The bartender, thinking he could make himself a quick $500 takes the bet. The man then unzips his pants and starts pissing all over the bartender and the bar. He pisses on everything but the shot glass. When he is finished the bartender says,” well I guess you owe me $500.” The man walks back over to the table and comes back and gives the bartender $500 the bartender then ask…”How did you get that money from them?” The man replies…”Well I just bet them $2,000 that I could piss all over you and your bar and you wouldn’t get mad.”

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