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		<title>Sister Mary Margaret</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Sister Mary Margaret enters O &#8216;Flynn&#8217;s liquor shop. &#8220;I&#8217;d like to buy a bottle of Irish whiskey&#8221;, she tells O &#8216;Flynn. The owner of the store shakes his head and frowns. &#8220;A bottle of Irish whiskey? And you being a nun too.&#8221; &#8220;Oh no, no,&#8221; Sister Mary Margaret exclaims. &#8220;It&#8217;s for Father Reilly. His constipation, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>A woman walks into a bar</title>
		<description><![CDATA[A woman walks into a bar already wasted. She goes up to the bar and says,”Beer tender You may also like:A woman walks into a bar…wearing pantiesIntelligence IslandEmbarrassing Situations!Woman opens her doorDifference Between Men and WomenDANCING DUCKNo NovacaineA woman, a bus and a babyA Good Joke About a Husband]]></description>
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		<title>I Named My Self</title>
		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;Agent spots a nice looking girl in a bar goes up and starts small talk. Seeing that she didn’t back off he asked her name. &#8220;Carmen,&#8221; she replied. That’s a nice name,&#8221; he said warming up the conversation, &#8220;Who named you, your mother?&#8221; &#8220;No, I named myself, she answered. &#8220;Oh, that’s interesting. Why Carmen?&#8221; &#8220;Because [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Wish Good Morning to your Loved ones</title>
		<description><![CDATA[The word morning originally referred to the sunrise. Morning precedes midday, afternoon, and night in the sequence of a day. Dawn is that instant of time of your day while you sense completely tranquil and revitalized. Subsequent to all the tough labour of yesterday former times your body had the needs rest and at the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Listen before you speak</title>
		<description><![CDATA[3 backpackers, an Englishman,a Welshman and an Irishman walked into a bar in Sydney.The trio walk up to bar,the bartender leans over.He says “I DON’T WANT ANY FIGHTS!If you start any You may also like:Listen before you speakSPIT IT OUTThe Firing SquadBelligerent BearShake her handJust Doing What The Wife SaidJust Doing What The Wife Said10 [...]]]></description>
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		<title>New Alcohol Warnings</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Newly issued alcohol warnings The Toronto Board of Health has proposed that warning signs be placed on all alcohol bottles to tip off drinkers about the possible peril of drinking a pint or two of any alcoholic beverage. 1. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause you to wake up with a breath that could knock [...]]]></description>
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		<title>10 Guinness&#8217;s</title>
		<description><![CDATA[An American walks into an Irish pub and says, &#8220;I&#8217;ll give anyone $100 if they can drink 10 Guinness&#8217;s in 10 minutes.&#8221; Most people just ignore the absurd bet and go back to their conversations. One guy even leaves the bar. A little while later that guy comes back and asks the American, &#8220;Is that [...]]]></description>
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		<title>BIRTHDAY GIRL</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Joe was talking to his buddy at the bar, and he said, &#8220;I don&#8217;t know what to get my wife for her birthday &#8211; she has everything, and besides, she can afford to buy anything she wants, so I&#8217;m stumped.&#8221; His buddy said, &#8220;I have an idea &#8211; why don&#8217;t you make up a certificate [...]]]></description>
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		<title>ford lately</title>
		<description><![CDATA[One day after a long days work a man walks into a bar. He realizes that it&#8217;s a gay bar, but decided to stay anyway. The bartender approaches and says what&#8217;s the name of your penis. The man replies, &#8220;I&#8217;m not like that, I just want a drink,” The bartender says, &#8220;I can&#8217;t serve you [...]]]></description>
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		<title>ALCOHOL IMPROVES BRAIN</title>
		<description><![CDATA[The following is an actual excerpt from this month&#8217;s Forbe&#8217;s Magazine: A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo, and when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, [...]]]></description>
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