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		<title>ALCOHOL IMPROVES BRAIN</title>
		<description><![CDATA[The following is an actual excerpt from this month&#8217;s Forbe&#8217;s Magazine: A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo, and when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>drinks all night</title>
		<description><![CDATA[This guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender gives him the drink and he drinks it. Then he looks in his shirt pocket and orders another drink. He does the same thing with the second drink and orders a third drink. The bartender pours the drink and says &#8220;listen pal I&#8217;ll [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Wager</title>
		<description><![CDATA[A man walks to the bartender and bets $100 that he can piss into a shot glass placed on the opposite end of the bar and not spill a drop. The bartender takes the bet and sets up the shot glass. The man then starts pissing all over the bar, not even close the shot [...]]]></description>
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		<title>“You’re Going to Die”&#8221;”</title>
		<description><![CDATA[A husband, let’s call him Sam, and wife, let’s call her Judy, go to the doctor for the sake of the husband and, after the doctor has fully examined Sam, comes out to talk with Judy about Sam’s diagnosis. “Whats the matter with my husband Doctor?”&#8221; Judy asks. “”He has a condition that is incurable. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Were You Drinking</title>
		<description><![CDATA[A policeman pulls a man over for speeding and asks him to get out of the car. After examining the man he says, &#8220;Sir, I couldn’t help but notice your eyes are bloodshot. Have you been drinking?&#8221; The man gets really indignant and says, &#8220;Officer, I couldn’t help but notice your eyes are glazed. Have [...]]]></description>
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		<title>My Two Brothers</title>
		<description><![CDATA[An Irish man walks into a pub. The bartender asks him, &#8220;what&#8217;ll you have?&#8221; The man says, &#8220;Give me three pints of Guinness please.&#8221; So the bartender brings him three pints and the man proceeds to alternately sip one, then the other, then the third until they&#8217;re gone. He then orders three more. The bartender [...]]]></description>
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		<title>TO MAI NAI JAUNGA</title>
		<description><![CDATA[3 sardar picnic par gaye&#8230; Waha jakar yaad aaya ki &#8220;pepsi&#8221; to ghar pe hi bhul gaye.. Decide kiya ki sabse chota sardar ja kar pepsi lekar aae. Chota sardar: &#8220;mai is sart par jaunga ki tum mere aane tak samose nahi khaoge.&#8221; dono ne kaia thik hai. 2 din guzar gae. sardar nai aaya. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>TV</title>
		<description><![CDATA[What does a mexican get 4 christmas? Your TV. You may also like:Mexican Questions and AnswersChristmas Jokes &#124; Christmas SMSAdult &#038; Dirty Christmas jokes &#124; Clean &#038; Funny Christmas Jokes &#124; Xmas Jokes Poems &#038; SMSFunny Mexican Jokes &#8211; Clean Mexican jokesMexican Buying SocksTwelve Days of Christmas &#8211; 90s StyleFather Christmas CallsChristmas EveOne Sharp MexicanYour [...]]]></description>
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		<title>petrol</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Sardar: What is the name of your car? Lady: I forgot the name, but is starts with &#8216;T&#8217;. Sardar: Oh, what a strange car, starts with Tea. All cars that I know start with petrol. You may also like:Sardar jokes-PuzzleInterview with a SardarAre you Relaxing?Are you Relaxing?Sardar and Home JokeMurga sardar tha…Sardar and Doctor Jokeget [...]]]></description>
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		<title>walk on water</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Jesus can walk on water but chuck Norris can swim on land. You may also like:Men walkA DROP IN THE BUCKETJewish BusinessOut of WaterChristian ChristmasNacho CheeseBest Funny Chuck Norries jokes &#124; Top 100 Chuck norris jokes &#038; factsChuck Norris‘s IT skillsChuck Norris one LinerChuck Norris · Doctors · Mistakes]]></description>
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