http://www.jokesarcade.com Just another WordPress weblog Sat, 01 Aug 2009 02:16:27 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en The New York City school board has officially declared Jewish English, now dubbed 'Hebonics', as a second language. Backers of the move say the city's School District is the first in the state to recognize Hebonics as a valid language and significant attribute of New York culture. According to Howard Schollman, ... http://www.jokesarcade.com/uncategorized/hebonics.html Three Men And A Bubbie A Few Hood Mentches The Cohenheads The Rocky Hora Picture Show Shalom Alone Goyz 'N The Hood A Gefilte Fish Called Wanda The Wizard Of Oys Who Framed Roger Rabbi? Prelude To A Briss http://www.jokesarcade.com/jewish-jokes/favorite-movie-rentals-for-the-chanukah-holiday.html An old jew is on his deathbed. He gets enough strengh to talk. “My wife, my wife“. So his wife comes up to him and says: “I‘m here, I‘m here“. He then says: “My daughter, my daughter“ - “I‘m here daddy, I‘m here“ “My son, My son“ - “I‘m here ... http://www.jokesarcade.com/jewish-jokes/jew-on-deathbed.html A Jewish grandma and her grandson are at the beach. He's playing in the water, she is standing on the shore not wanting to get her feet wet, when all of a sudden, a huge wave appears from nowhere and crashes directly onto the spot where the boy is wading. ... http://www.jokesarcade.com/jewish-jokes/a-jewish-grandmother.html You've had at least one female relative who draws eyebrows on her face and they are always asymmetrical. You spent your entire childhood thinking that everyone calls roast beef "brisket". Your family dog responds to complaints uttered in Yiddish. Every Sunday afternoon of your childhood was spent visiting your grandparents. You've experienced the phenomena ... http://www.jokesarcade.com/jewish-jokes/you-know-you-grew-up-jewish-when.html Moshe was at his golf club and went into the clubhouse to see whether anyone could offer him a lift to Hendon. His own car was off the road being serviced. 'Sure,' said Morry, 'I'll give you a lift. My Rolls Royce is just outside.' As they're driving along, Moshe says, 'Morry, ... http://www.jokesarcade.com/jewish-jokes/rolls-royce-moshe-was-at-his-golf-club.html Several centuries ago, the Pope decided that all the Jews had to leave the Vatican. Naturally there was a big uproar from the Jewish community. So the Pope made a deal. He would have a religious debate with a member of the Jewish community. If the Jew won, the Jews ... http://www.jokesarcade.com/jewish-jokes/the-pope-and-the-jew-2.html One day, the wise men of Chelm decide to start making their own beer. After months of experimentation with different recipes, they still can't agree which is the best formula. They deliberate for weeks, with no resolution. Finally they leave the decision to the Rabbi. The Rabbi decides which one is their ... http://www.jokesarcade.com/jewish-jokes/a-jewish-beer.html Two beggars are sitting on the pavement in Ireland. One is holding a large Cross and the other a large Star of David. Both are holding hats to collect contributions. As people walk by, they lift their noses at the guy holding the Star of David but drop money in ... http://www.jokesarcade.com/jewish-jokes/two-beggars-in-ireland.html Bernie at the Races Rabbi Levine is walking slowly out of a Shul in Golders Green when a gust of wind blows his hat down the street. He's an old man and can't walk fast enough to catch his hat. Across the street, Bernie sees what's happening, rushes over, grabs the ... http://www.jokesarcade.com/jewish-jokes/bernie-at-the-races-rabbi-levine-is-walking-slowly-out.html