JEW ON DEATHBED
An old jew is on his deathbed. He gets enough strengh to talk. “My wife, my wife“. So his wife comes up to him and says: “I‘m here, I‘m here“. He then says: “My daughter, my daughter“ – “I‘m here daddy, I‘m here“ “My son, My son“ – “I‘m here dad“ “Well then… who the hell is taking care of the store?