Moshe was at his golf club and went into the clubhouse to see whether anyone could offer him a lift to Hendon. His own car was off the road being serviced. ‘Sure,’ said Morry, ‘I’ll give you a lift. My Rolls Royce is just outside.’ As they’re driving along, Moshe says, ‘Morry, what’s that thing on the dashboard ticking all the time?’ ‘That’s my digital clock.’ A few minutes later, Moshe asks, ‘And what’s that thing on the dashboard moving up and down?’ ‘That’s my tachometer,’ says Morry. Then a few minutes after that, Moshe starts to ask, ‘But what’s that….’ ‘Hold on a minute, Moshe,’ says Morry, ‘I can see you’ve never been in a Rolls Royce before.’ ‘Never in the front seat.’ says Moshe. |
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