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The rabbi tells a story
‘A poor woodcutter found a baby in the forest and adopted him. But how should he feed the child? He prayed to God, and a miracle happened: The woodcutter grew breasts and could nurse the child.’

A student:
‘But why should god make woman’s breast grow on a man? God could have sent a purse with gold, so the woodcutter could have hired a nurse.’

The rabbi responds:
‘Wrong! Why should God spend money, if he can manage with a miracle?’