Home – A – Age Jokes ‘That’s an excellent essay for someone your age,’ said the English teacher. ‘How about for someone my Mum’s age, Miss?’ ‘Welcome to school, Simon,’ said the nursery school teacher to the new boy. ‘How old are you?’ ‘I’m not old,’ said Simon. ‘I’m nearly new.’ Miss Jones agreed to [...]

This is a true story. Last week was my 40th birthday and I really didn’t feel like waking up that morning. I managed to pull myself together and go downstairs for breakfast, hoping my wife would be pleasant and say, “Happy Birthday!”, and possibly have a small present for me. As it turned out, she [...]

3 gurls wanted a 1 guy each for their b-day so the mom got them wut they wanted she went to the first room heared giggling, knocked on the door ” why are u giggling?” the gurl replied ” cause it tickles” went to the 2 room heared crying,knocked, asked ” why are u crying?” [...]

Fred: Have you noticed that your mother smells a bit funny these days? Harry: No. Why? Fred: Well, your sister told me she was giving her a bottle of toilet water for her birthday.

A wife was begining to worry about her and her husbands non-existant sex life. So one afternoon the woman decided to ask her friend for some advice on how to put the spark back into her marriage. Her friend gave her some advice that always worked with her own husband. She told the woman that [...]

A middle aged woman went shopping one day for a birthday present for her husband. Since their sex life had been less than satisfactory for several years, see wanted to get something to spice it up. She went through store after store in the mall, but could find nothing she wanted. She sat down on [...]

It‘s my wife‘s birthday tomorrow. Last week I asked her what she wanted as a present. ‘Oh, I don‘t know ,‘ she said . ‘Just give me something with diamonds. That‘s why I‘m giving her a pack of playing cards.

‘Doctor, I get heartburn every time I eat birthday cake.’ ‘Next time, take off the candles.’

A wife decides to take her husband to a strip club for his birthday. They arrive at the club and the doorman says, “Hey, John! How ya doin’?” His wife is puzzled and asks if he’s been to this club before. “Oh, no,” says John. “He’s on my bowling team.” When they are seated, a [...]