George Bush’s addiction towards War on terrorism and Usama Bin Ladin given the whole world an oppotunity to have fun on this topic. For this popularity’s conncern we have gathered a huge collection of George W Bush jokes which are one liner, short, funny, hilarious, political and clean. That is all humor inspired by George W. Bush. A regularly updated category for all politics lovers. So must check out !

I feel like whether you like him or not, Bush seems like a fun guy. Like he’s that guy you invite to the bar-b-que ’cause you know he’ll start the whiffle ball game.

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Q: What is the difference between George Washington, Richard Nixon and George W. Bush? A: Washington couldn’t tell a lie, Nixon couldn’t tell the truth, and Dubya doesn’t know the difference.

Saddam Hussein called President Bush and said, “George, I had a wonderful dream last night. I could see America, the whole country, and on each house I saw a banner.” “What did it say on the banners?” Mr. Bush asked. Saddam replied, “LONG LIVE SADDAM HUSSEIN.” Mr. Bush responded, “You know, Saddam, I am really [...]

Q: How do you keep George W. Bush from drowning? A: You take your foot off his head.

Bush (Senior) was in his front yard mowing his grass when little W.came out of the house and rushed straight to the mailbox. Little W opened it, looked in, then slammed it shut and stormed back into the house. As Bush (senior) was getting ready to edge the lawn, looking his son, little W. came [...]

1. I’ll turn capital punishment into a new game show! 2. I promise to get cocaine off our streets: 1 kilo at a time. 3. I’ll finish what Bill started — the interns. 4. Like father, like son. You liked my dad, right? 5. Vote for the GOP, Not OPP. 6. I promise no sex [...]

A touching father and son moment: BUSH Sr.: Read my nose: no new taxes. BUSH Jr: Er ….. Isn’t that’s meant to be “Read my lips. ” BUSH Sr.: No, Son. If they watch my lips, they’ll see that I’m lying through my teeth. Read my nose, no new taxes.

A reporter remarked to George W. Bush: “It must be something, knowing that you put the Bush legacy back into the oval office.” “Thanks to Bill Clinton,” replied George. “Bush never left the office.”