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The president goes into a library. “I would like a cheeseburger and fries,” he says in a loud, clear voice.”
“But sir,” says the assistant, “this is a library.”
“Gee, I’m sorry,” says Bush, and whispers very quietly, “I’d like a cheeseburger and fries.”

George Bush’s addiction towards War on terrorism and Usama Bin Ladin given the whole world an oppotunity to have fun on this topic. For this popularity’s conncern we have gathered a huge collection of George W Bush jokes which are one liner, short, funny, hilarious, political and clean. That is all humor inspired by George W. Bush. A regularly updated category for all politics lovers. So must check out !

I feel like whether you like him or not, Bush seems like a fun guy. Like he’s that guy you invite to the bar-b-que ’cause you know he’ll start the whiffle ball game.

Vote Bush in ’04: “I Has Incumbentory Advantitude”

Bush/Cheney ’04: This time, elect us!

Bush/Cheney ’04: Don’t Change Whores in Midstream.

Bush/Cheney ’04: Because the truth just isn’t good enough.

Bush/Cheney ’04: Four More Wars!

Bush/Cheney ’04: Assimilate. Resistance is Futile.

Bush/Cheney ’04: It’s still Clintons Fault

Bush/Cheney ’04: Making the world a better place, one country at a time.

Bush/Cheney ’04: Less CIA — More CYA.

Vote for Bush & You Get Dick!

Bush/Cheney ’04: Apocalypse Now!

With a Bush, a Dick and a Colin, everyone gets screwed

Bush/Cheney ’04: Iran and Syria are still out there.

Bush/Cheney ’04: Building a Bridge to the Great Depression

Q: What is the difference between George Washington, Richard Nixon and George W. Bush?

A: Washington couldn’t tell a lie, Nixon couldn’t tell the truth, and Dubya doesn’t know the difference.

Saddam Hussein called President Bush and said, “George, I had a wonderful
dream last night. I could see America, the whole country, and on each house I
saw a banner.”

“What did it say on the banners?” Mr. Bush asked.

Saddam replied, “LONG LIVE SADDAM HUSSEIN.”

Mr. Bush responded, “You know, Saddam, I am really happy you called. Last
night I had a similar dream. I could see all of Baghdad, and it was more
beautiful than ever. It had been rebuilt completely, and on each house flew an
enormous banner.”

“What did the banners say?” Saddam asked.

“I don’t know,” replied Mr. Bush, “I can’t read Hebrew.”

Q: How do you keep George W. Bush from drowning?

A: You take your foot off his head.

Bush (Senior) was in his front yard mowing his grass when little W.came out of
the house and rushed straight to the mailbox. Little W opened it, looked in,
then slammed it shut and stormed back into the house.
As Bush (senior) was getting ready to edge the lawn, looking his son, little
W. came back out to the mailbox, opened it, felt all the way to the back, and
then slammed it closed harder than ever.
Puzzled by his son actions George (senior) asked him, “Is something wrong
son?”
To which he replied, “There certainly is! My stupid computer keeps
saying, “YOU’VE GOT MAIL.”

1. I’ll turn capital punishment into a new game show!

2. I promise to get cocaine off our streets: 1 kilo at a time.

3. I’ll finish what Bill started — the interns.

4. Like father, like son. You liked my dad, right?

5. Vote for the GOP, Not OPP.

6. I promise no sex scandal — just look at me!

7. New penal plan: I won’t use mine!

8. Read my lips: Al Gore Sucks.

9. George W. Bush: No hang-ups. Just hangovers.

10. Vote for Bush and against Common Sense.

A touching father and son moment:

BUSH Sr.: Read my nose: no new taxes.

BUSH Jr: Er ….. Isn’t that’s meant to be “Read my lips.
”
BUSH Sr.: No, Son. If they watch my lips, they’ll see that I’m lying through
my teeth. Read my nose, no new taxes.