JokesArcade

A reporter remarked to George W. Bush: “It must be something, knowing that you put the Bush legacy back into the oval office.”

“Thanks to Bill Clinton,” replied George. “Bush never left the office.”

To start the day rightly:
Instructions

1. Open a new file in your PC.
2. Name it “George W. Bush”.
3. Send it to the trash.
4. Empty the trash.
5. Your PC will ask you: “Do you really want to get rid of George W. Bush?”
6. Answer calmly “Yes” pressing firmly on the mouse’s button.

A reporter cornered George W. Bush at a press conference:

“Many say the only reason you were elected for President is due to the enormous power and influence of your father.”

“That notion is ridiculous!” mocked George Jr. “It doesn’t matter how powerful the man is. He was only allowed to vote once!”

Question: “What proof do you have that Iraq has Weapons of Mass Destruction?”
Colin Powell: “We kept the receipts.”

George W. Bush was passing through an airplane terminal and he noticed an old man in a long white robe, with a long white beard, long white hair and carrying two stone tablets in his arms.

He approached the man and asked reverently, “Aren’t you Moses?”

But the man wouldn’t listen to him and continued walking. George asked him again, ”Aren’t you Moses?”

The old man continued ignoring him, even turning his back on little Bush. George grabs the man’s arm, looks him right in the eye and insists, “Answer me — Aren’t you Moses?”

The man replies, “I’m not saying a thing! The last time I spoke to a Bush I ended up roaming the desert for 40 years!”

Iraq has intercepted a phone call between George Bush and Colin Powell. A
partial transcript follows:

Powell: Mr. President?
Bush: Yeah.
Powell: I have to talk to you.
Bush: Yeah.
Powell: We intercepted a conversation on the telephone, sir.
Bush: A wuzzat?
Powell: The telephone.
Bush: What’s a telephone?
Powell: My god, sir, you’re talking on the telephone right now, sir.
Bush: Yeah . . . who is this?
Powell: (groan)