A Russian couple was walking down the street in St. Petersburg the other night, when the man felt a drop hit his nose. “I think it‘s raining,“ he said to his wife.

“No, that felt more like snow to me,“ she…

Holiday Nuts! ——- Schizophrenia – Do You Hear What I Hear? Multiple Personality Disorder – We Three Kings Disoriented Are Dementia – I Think I’ll Be Home For Christmas Narcissistic – Hark The Herald Angels Sing About Me Manic – Deck The Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores and Offices [...]

What do angry mice send at Christmas? Cross mouse cards.

You might be a Redneck if… You’ve ever done your Christmas shopping at a truck stop.

Why should Christmas dinner always be well done? So you can say “Merry Crispness“!

While working as a mall Santa, I had many children ask for electric trains. ‘If you get a train,’ I would tell each one, ‘you know your dad is going to want to play with it too. Is that okay?’ The usual answer was a quick yes, but after I asked one boy this question, [...]

This one year Santa was having a very bad day. His wife didn’t give him none, he had a hangover from the night before, non of the elves were on schedule, the kids were all bitching and whining and unappreciative. He went to have a drink but all the liqure was gone, everyone was demanding [...]

If you have a fear of Santa Claus coming down your chimney at Christmas, are you suffering from Santaclaustrophobia?

After being away on business for a week before the Christmas Holiday, Bob thought it would be nice to bring his wife a gift. “How about some perfume?” he asked the cosmetics woman at the Department Store. So, she showed him a bottle of $50 perfume. “That’s a bit much,” said Bob. The woman then [...]

One Christmas, Santa was having a really bad day. The local elves union was up in arms over their contract and were threatening a walk-out. Mrs. Clause was pissed that Santa was never around to appreciate all of the hard work she had been doing around the house. Santa decided he needed to go home, [...]