Chuck Norris Jokes

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Best Funny Chuck Norries jokes | Top 100 Chuck norris jokes & facts

Posted in Chuck Norris Jokes on December 31st, 2010 by admin – Be the first to comment

There was an American martial artist, film and television actor and action star named Carlos Ray who was also called Chuck Norris. There are so many peoples in the world who are die hard fan of Chuck Norris. The secret of Chuck Norris’s fame was his action roles such as texas ranger, cordell walker in the film walker and he was also famous for his tough image and a special roundhouse kick. Chuck Norris will always be remembered for his special roles and he will always be legendary.

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walk on water

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Jesus can walk on water but chuck Norris can swim on land.

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boogeyman

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When the boogeyman goes to sleep, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

roundhouse

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A roundhouse kick by Chuck Norris is the preferred method of execution in 16 states.

MC Hammer

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Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.

heading

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Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? He didn’t. All roads cross the path Chuck Norris is heading.

masturbates

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Chuck Norris only masturbates to pictures of Chuck Norris.

helicopter

Posted in Chuck Norris Jokes on November 16th, 2011 by admin – Be the first to comment

The idea for the helicopter began when Igor Sikorsky watched Chuck Norris roundhouse kick a legion of chimpanzees many times. It was when he himself was roundhouse kicked in the head that the idea finally kicked in.

reason

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Chuck noris is the reason waldo is hiding.

Two seconds

Posted in Chuck Norris Jokes on October 16th, 2011 by admin – Be the first to comment

If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always says, “Two seconds till.” After you ask, “Two seconds to what?” he roundhouse kicks you in the face.