Chuck Norris Jokes
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Posted in Chuck Norris Jokes on December 31st, 2010 by admin – Be the first to commentThere was an American martial artist, film and television actor and action star named Carlos Ray who was also called Chuck Norris. There are so many peoples in the world who are die hard fan of Chuck Norris. The secret of Chuck Norris’s fame was his action roles such as texas ranger, cordell walker in the film walker and he was also famous for his tough image and a special roundhouse kick. Chuck Norris will always be remembered for his special roles and he will always be legendary.
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Posted in Chuck Norris Jokes on December 31st, 2011 by admin – Be the first to commentJesus can walk on water but chuck Norris can swim on land.
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Posted in Chuck Norris Jokes on December 26th, 2011 by admin – Be the first to commentWhen the boogeyman goes to sleep, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
roundhouse
Posted in Chuck Norris Jokes on December 16th, 2011 by admin – Be the first to commentA roundhouse kick by Chuck Norris is the preferred method of execution in 16 states.
MC Hammer
Posted in Chuck Norris Jokes on December 6th, 2011 by admin – Be the first to commentChuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.
heading
Posted in Chuck Norris Jokes on November 29th, 2011 by admin – Be the first to commentWhy did Chuck Norris cross the road? He didn’t. All roads cross the path Chuck Norris is heading.
masturbates
Posted in Chuck Norris Jokes on November 26th, 2011 by admin – Be the first to commentChuck Norris only masturbates to pictures of Chuck Norris.
helicopter
Posted in Chuck Norris Jokes on November 16th, 2011 by admin – Be the first to commentThe idea for the helicopter began when Igor Sikorsky watched Chuck Norris roundhouse kick a legion of chimpanzees many times. It was when he himself was roundhouse kicked in the head that the idea finally kicked in.
reason
Posted in Chuck Norris Jokes on November 6th, 2011 by admin – Be the first to commentChuck noris is the reason waldo is hiding.
Two seconds
Posted in Chuck Norris Jokes on October 16th, 2011 by admin – Be the first to commentIf you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always says, “Two seconds till.” After you ask, “Two seconds to what?” he roundhouse kicks you in the face.