Chuck Norris doesn‘t step away from the vehicle. The vehicle steps away from Chuck Norris.
A blind man bumped into Chuck Norris. The simple act of touching him
cured the man‘s blindness, unfortunately the first and last thing the
man saw was a fatal roundhouse kick to the face by Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris isn‘t afraid of the dark; the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris counted to infinity……………TWICE!!!
Chuck Norris‘ beard is barbed wire soaked in ox blood and held together by the souls of mortals.
Chuck Norris doesn‘t wear a watch, he decides what time it is.
There was only one man ever to outsmart Chuck Norris, Steven Hawking, he got what he deserved.
Although it is not common knowledge, there three sides of the force, the light side, the dark side, and Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris‘ tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
There is no chin behind Chuck Norris‘ beard. There is only another fist.
In fine print on the last page of the Guinness Book of World Records it
notes that all world records are held by Chuck Norris, and those listed
in the book are simply the closest anyone else has ever gotten.
If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more than you.
When Chuck Norris had surgery, the anesthesia was applied to the doctors.
Chuck Norris once tried to wear glasses. The result was him seeing
around the world to the point where he was looking at the back of his
own head.
A duck’s quack does not echo. Chuck Norris is solely responsible for this phenomenon.
Chuck Norris doesn’t believe in Germany.
