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		<title>Best Funny Chuck Norries jokes &#124; Top 100 Chuck norris jokes &amp; facts</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 31 Dec 2010 01:15:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[There was an American martial artist, film and television actor and action star named Carlos Ray who was also called Chuck Norris. There are so many peoples in the world who are die hard fan of Chuck Norris. The secret of Chuck Norris&#8217;s fame was his action roles such as texas ranger, cordell walker in [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div class="announcement_post"><p>There was an American martial artist, film and television actor and action star named Carlos Ray who was also called <strong>Chuck Norris</strong>. There are so many peoples in the world who are die hard fan of Chuck Norris. The secret of Chuck Norris&#8217;s fame was his action roles such as texas ranger, cordell walker in the film walker and he was also famous for his tough image and a special roundhouse kick. Chuck Norris will always be remembered for his special roles and he will always be legendary.</p>
<p>Here you will find the <strong>best chuck norris jokes</strong> collection about chuck norris. These <strong>new and hilarious chuck norris jokes</strong> are also konwn as <strong>chuck norris facts</strong> and <strong>chuck norris quotes</strong>. In case you did not know much about chuck norris then you must read these <strong>funny chuck norris jokes</strong>. Enjoy our <strong>top 100 chuck norris jokes</strong> and have fun <img src='http://www.jokesarcade.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_razz.gif' alt=':P' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
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		<title>walk on water</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 31 Dec 2011 03:26:32 +0000</pubDate>
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Jesus can walk on water but chuck Norris can swim on land.</p>
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		<title>boogeyman</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 26 Dec 2011 03:26:39 +0000</pubDate>
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>When the boogeyman goes to sleep, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.</p>
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		<title>roundhouse</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 16 Dec 2011 03:26:52 +0000</pubDate>
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>A roundhouse kick by Chuck Norris is the preferred method of execution in 16 states.</p>
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		<title>MC Hammer</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 06 Dec 2011 03:26:57 +0000</pubDate>
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.</p>
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		<title>heading</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 29 Nov 2011 03:26:24 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? He didn&#8217;t. All roads cross the path Chuck Norris is heading. You may also like:Chuck Norris · ChickensBest Funny Chuck Norries jokes &#124; Top 100 Chuck norris jokes &#038; factsChuck Norris‘s IT skillsChuck Norris one LinerChuck Norris · Doctors · MistakesHorses are hungSupermanTears cure cancerChuck Norris FactsChuck Norris [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? He didn&#8217;t. All roads cross the path Chuck Norris is heading.</p>
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		<title>masturbates</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 26 Nov 2011 03:45:39 +0000</pubDate>
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Chuck Norris only masturbates to pictures of Chuck Norris.</p>
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		<title>helicopter</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 16 Nov 2011 03:45:45 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The idea for the helicopter began when Igor Sikorsky watched Chuck Norris roundhouse kick a legion of chimpanzees many times. It was when he himself was roundhouse kicked in the head that the idea finally kicked in. You may also like:roundhouseChuck Norris‘s IT skillsroundhouseChuck Norris · Autumn · TreeskickedBest Funny Chuck Norries jokes &#124; Top [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The idea for the helicopter began when Igor Sikorsky watched Chuck Norris roundhouse kick a legion of chimpanzees many times. It was when he himself was roundhouse kicked in the head that the idea finally kicked in.</p>
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		<title>reason</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 06 Nov 2011 03:45:52 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Chuck noris is the reason waldo is hiding. You may also like:Waldo is hidingIDIOTS IN THE NEIGHBORHOODBush and SonPregnancy AdviceChuck Norris‘s IT skillscuckooedBest Funny Chuck Norries jokes &#124; Top 100 Chuck norris jokes &#038; factsChuck Norris · Doctors · MistakesChuck Norris one LinerHorses are hung]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Chuck noris is the reason waldo is hiding.</p>
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		<title>Two seconds</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 16 Oct 2011 03:26:13 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always says, “Two seconds till.” After you ask, “Two seconds to what?” he roundhouse kicks you in the face. You may also like:12 secondsChuck Norris · DeathChuck Norris FactsChuck Norris one LinerChuck Norris‘s IT skillsBest Funny Chuck Norries jokes &#124; Top 100 Chuck norris jokes [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always says, “Two seconds till.” After you ask, “Two seconds to what?” he roundhouse kicks you in the face.</p>
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