Chuck Norris Jokes
Macgyver
Posted in Chuck Norris Jokes on October 15th, 2011 by admin – Be the first to commentMacgyver can build an airplane out of gum and paper clips, but Chuck Norris can kill him and take it.
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Posted in Advertisementpuched bo-bo
Posted in Chuck Norris Jokes on October 5th, 2011 by admin – Be the first to commentChuck Norris puched bo-bo monkey upside the chin, we call him ob-ob monkey now
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Posted in Advertisementdismissed as false
Posted in Chuck Norris Jokes on September 29th, 2011 by admin – Be the first to commentA man once claimed Chuck Norris kicked his *** twice, but it was promptly dismissed as false – no one could survive it the first time.
worth
Posted in Chuck Norris Jokes on September 26th, 2011 by admin – Be the first to commentA picture is worth a thousand words. A Chuck Norris is worth 1 billion words.
crosses the street
Posted in Chuck Norris Jokes on September 25th, 2011 by admin – Be the first to commentWhen Chuck Norris crosses the street, the cars have to look both ways.
pointing
Posted in Chuck Norris Jokes on September 12th, 2011 by admin – Be the first to commentChuck Norris shot down a plane by pointing up and yelling bang
can’t do is start
Posted in Chuck Norris Jokes on September 6th, 2011 by admin – Be the first to commentThe only thing that Chuck Norris can’t do is start a car
Michael Moore
Posted in Chuck Norris Jokes on September 3rd, 2011 by admin – Be the first to commentThe term “Reality T.V.” was invented when people realized Chuck Norris movies were really Michael Moore Documentaries.
run out of women
Posted in Chuck Norris Jokes on August 25th, 2011 by admin – Be the first to commentWhen Chuck Norris has sex with a man, it is not because he is gay, but because he has run out of women.
breathe
Posted in Chuck Norris Jokes on August 15th, 2011 by admin – Be the first to commentChuck Norris doesn’t breathe, he holds air hostage.