Chuck Norris Jokes

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Macgyver

Posted in Chuck Norris Jokes on October 15th, 2011 by admin – Be the first to comment

Macgyver can build an airplane out of gum and paper clips, but Chuck Norris can kill him and take it.

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puched bo-bo

Posted in Chuck Norris Jokes on October 5th, 2011 by admin – Be the first to comment

Chuck Norris puched bo-bo monkey upside the chin, we call him ob-ob monkey now

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dismissed as false

Posted in Chuck Norris Jokes on September 29th, 2011 by admin – Be the first to comment

A man once claimed Chuck Norris kicked his *** twice, but it was promptly dismissed as false – no one could survive it the first time.

worth

Posted in Chuck Norris Jokes on September 26th, 2011 by admin – Be the first to comment

A picture is worth a thousand words. A Chuck Norris is worth 1 billion words.

crosses the street

Posted in Chuck Norris Jokes on September 25th, 2011 by admin – Be the first to comment

When Chuck Norris crosses the street, the cars have to look both ways.

pointing

Posted in Chuck Norris Jokes on September 12th, 2011 by admin – Be the first to comment

Chuck Norris shot down a plane by pointing up and yelling bang

can’t do is start

Posted in Chuck Norris Jokes on September 6th, 2011 by admin – Be the first to comment

The only thing that Chuck Norris  can’t do is start a car

Michael Moore

Posted in Chuck Norris Jokes on September 3rd, 2011 by admin – Be the first to comment

The term “Reality T.V.” was invented when people realized Chuck Norris movies were really Michael Moore Documentaries.

run out of women

Posted in Chuck Norris Jokes on August 25th, 2011 by admin – Be the first to comment

When Chuck Norris has sex with a man, it is not because he is gay, but because he has run out of women.

breathe

Posted in Chuck Norris Jokes on August 15th, 2011 by admin – Be the first to comment

Chuck Norris doesn’t breathe, he holds air hostage.