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A man once asked Chuck Norris if his real name is “Charles”. Chuck Norris did not respond, he simply stared at him until he exploded.

Chuck Norris can gargle peanut-butter

The term “Reality T.V.” was invented when people realized Chuck Norris movies were really Michael Moore Documentaries.

Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying over the Pacific Ocean.

A man once taunted Chuck Norris with a bag of Lay’s potato chips, saying “Betcha can’t eat just one!” Chuck Norris proceeded to eat the chips, the bag, and the man in one deft move.

Edmund Hillary did not win a Nobel prize for climbing mount Everest on the morning of 29 May 1953. This is not because there is no Nobel prize for mountain climbing, it is because the highest point on earth in the morning is Chuck Norris’s erect penis. It was Chuck Norris’s girlfriend who won the Nobel prize.

Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

A movie scene depicting Chuck Norris losing a fight with Bruce Lee was the product of history’s most expensive visual effect. When adjusted for inflation, the effect cost more than the Gross National Product of Paraguay.

Riddle: 300 Men walk into a bar. They find Chuck Norris drinking a beer, and all 3 of them say “Hi”. Why?
Because the presence of Chuck Norris divides all men by 100.

Chuck Norris is so good at making jokes, Canada banned comics and jokes, eh?