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Saturday, September 4th, 2010 No Commented 284 views

Decent peoples always try to spend their leisure time in a good manner like reading jokes and stories and having fun with humour. They love to read good and clean funny jokes rather than reading adult and dirty jokes. The reason behind reading good family jokes and clean jokes for having fun is that it suits their personality. Therefore we bring you a hilarious collection of funniest clean jokes for kids and such decent peoples including good clean jokes, clean humor jokes, free clean jokes, clean kids jokes, dumb clean jokes. Here you will also find clean Christmas jokes, clean Irish jokes, clean blonde jokes, Christian clean jokes, funny clean jokes, hilarious clean jokes, short clean jokes, clean family jokes, clean jokes stories, clean one liner jokes and much much more. You would really appreciate this commendable collection. Let’s enjoy!

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Saturday, September 4th, 2010

Final Examination

Saturday, April 25th, 2009 No Commented 16 views

Three patients in a mental institution prepare for an examination given by the head psychiatrist. if the patients pass the exam, they will be free to leave the hospital. However, if they fail, the institution will detain them for seven years.The doctor takes the three patients to the top of a diving board overlooking an [...]

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Saturday, September 4th, 2010

Screw in a light bulb

Friday, February 13th, 2009 No Commented 18 views

Light Bulb Jokes These things are classic… and no joke site can claim true supremacy on the world wide web without posting occassion light bulb jokes (yes we’ve done this before). So, without further ado – F&J will teach you how to change a light bulb (energy saving of course), no matter what stereotype you [...]

Only If (Hillary Joke)

Friday, February 13th, 2009 No Commented 11 views

One summer afternoon, Former President Bill Clinton and his wife Hillary were vacationing in their home state of Arkansas. After a long road trip, they stopped at a service station to fill up their car with gas. As it turns out, the owner of the gas station was Hillary’s old high school boyfrined. They exchanged [...]

A MAN BUYS 2 FISH

Friday, February 13th, 2009 No Commented 15 views

A Man Goes Into A Pet Store and Buys 2 Fish, He Names Them 1 And 2, His Friend asks Him ” Why did U Call Them 1 And 2?” He Says, “Well if 1 Dies I’ve still Got 2 Left.”

forbidden fruit

Friday, February 13th, 2009 No Commented 15 views

Whenever your children are out of control, you can take comfort from the thought that even God’s omnipotence did not extend to His own children. After creating heaven and earth, God created Adam and Eve. The first thing he said was, “Don’t.” “Don’t what?” Adam replied. “Don’t eat the forbidden fruit,” God said. “Forbidden fruit? [...]

Impossible to spread

Friday, February 13th, 2009 No Commented 14 views

A resident in a posh hotel breakfast room called over the head waiter one morning and read from the menu. “I’d like one under-cooked egg so that it’s runny, and one over-cooked egg so that it’s tough and hard to eat. I’d also like grilled bacon which is a bit on the cold side, burnt [...]

Salvation Army · Money · Donations ·

Friday, February 13th, 2009 No Commented 8 views

moneyDon’t spend $2 to dry-clean a shirt. Donate it to the Salvation Army instead. They’ll clean it, put it on a hanger. Next morn buy it back for 50p.

Seeing Eye

Friday, February 13th, 2009 No Commented 13 views

A blind man with a seeing eye dog at his side walks into a grocery store. The man walks to the middle of the store, picks up the dog by the tail, and starts swinging the dog around in circles…

Son in Prison.

Friday, February 13th, 2009 No Commented 23 views

An old man lived alone in Ireland. He wanted to dig his potato garden, but it was very hard work. His only son, who would have helped him, was in prison for bank robbery. The old man wrote a letter to his son and mentioned his predicament. Shortly, he received this reply, “For HEAVEN‘S SAKE [...]

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