The police have announced that terrorists have been hiding bombs in cans of alphabet soup, They say if the bombs go off it could spell disaster!

Please note that Banks are installing new “Drive-through” teller machines. Customers will be able to withdraw cash without leaving their vehicles. To enable customers to use this new facility the following procedures have been drawn up. MALE PROCEDURE * 1 Drive up to the cash machine. * 2 Put down your car window. * 3 [...]

Walking up to a department store’s fabric counter, the pretty girl said, “I would like to buy this material for a new dress. How much does it cost?” “Only one kiss per yard,” replied the male clerk with a smirk. “That’s fine,” said the girl. “I’ll take ten yards.” With expectation and anticipation written all [...]

Walking up to a department store’s fabric counter, the pretty girl said, “I would like to buy this material for a new dress. How much does it cost?” “Only one kiss per yard,” replied the male clerk with a smirk. “That’s fine,” said the girl. “I’ll take ten yards.” With expectation and anticipation written all [...]

Girl: How do women define a 50/50 relationship? We cook- They eat. We clean. They dirt. We iron. They wrinkle.

These things are classic… and no joke site can claim true supremacy on the world wide web without posting occassion light bulb jokes (yes we’ve done this before). So, without further ado – F&J will teach you how to change…

An Englishman, Frenchman, Mexican, and Texan were flying across country on a small plane when the pilot comes on the loud speaker and says,“We‘re having mechanical problems and the only way we can make it to the next airport is for 3 of you to open the door and jump. At least one of you [...]

An older blonde woman heard through a friend that taking a milk bath is good for the skin, will cure stretch marks and make her beautiful again. So she left a note for her milkman to leave 15 gallons of milk instead of the usual amount. When the milkman arrived, and read the note, he [...]

So there is a women in court for stealing.so the judge “says im about to make people spend time in jail for the amount of items they stole. so maam how many meat balls were in that can.”so the women replays “11.”the judge says i will sentence you to jail for 11 years.so the woman [...]

Reaching the end of a job interview, the Human Resources Person asked a young Engineer fresh out of Texas A&M, “And what starting salary were you looking for?” The Engineer said, “In the neighbourhood of $125,000 a year, depending on the benefits package.” The interviewer said, “Well, what would you say to a package of [...]