JokesArcade » Doctors Jokes http://www.jokesarcade.com Its all about fun! Thu, 17 May 2012 10:04:52 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0.2 slightly deaf female patient’s http://www.jokesarcade.com/doctors-jokes/slightly-deaf-female-patient%e2%80%99s.html http://www.jokesarcade.com/doctors-jokes/slightly-deaf-female-patient%e2%80%99s.html#comments Fri, 28 Oct 2011 05:28:30 +0000 admin http://www.jokesarcade.com/?p=2810 At the beginning of my shift I placed a stethoscope on an elderly and slightly deaf female patient’s anterior chest wall. “Big breaths,” I instructed. “Yes, they used to be,” remorsed

]]> http://www.jokesarcade.com/doctors-jokes/slightly-deaf-female-patient%e2%80%99s.html/feed 0 Thats terrible http://www.jokesarcade.com/doctors-jokes/thats-terrible.html http://www.jokesarcade.com/doctors-jokes/thats-terrible.html#comments Sun, 18 Sep 2011 05:26:27 +0000 admin http://www.jokesarcade.com/?p=2806 Doctor: I have some bad news and some very bad news.
Patient: Well, might as well give me the bad news first.
Doctor: The lab called with your test results. They said you have 24 hours to live.
Patient: 24 HOURS! Thats terrible!! WHAT could be WORSE? What’s the very bad news?
Doctor: I’ve been trying to reach you since yesterday.

]]> http://www.jokesarcade.com/doctors-jokes/thats-terrible.html/feed 0 hammer and hit yourself http://www.jokesarcade.com/doctors-jokes/hammer-and-hit-yourself.html http://www.jokesarcade.com/doctors-jokes/hammer-and-hit-yourself.html#comments Thu, 08 Sep 2011 05:33:18 +0000 admin http://www.jokesarcade.com/?p=2814 Doctor Doctor I think I’m a moth.
So why did you come around then?
Well, I saw this light at the window…!

Doctor, Doctor I keep getting pains in the eye when I drink coffee
Have you tried taking the spoon out?

Doctor, Doctor I feel like a spoon!
Well sit still and don’t stir!

Doctor, Doctor, I feel like a pack of cards.
I’ll deal with you later.

Doctor, Doctor Have you got something for a bad headache?
Of course. Just take this hammer and hit yourself in the head. Then you’ll have a bad headache.

Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking there is two of me
One at a time please

Doctor, Doctor will this ointment clear up my spots?
I never make rash promises!

]]> http://www.jokesarcade.com/doctors-jokes/hammer-and-hit-yourself.html/feed 0 Patlay motion http://www.jokesarcade.com/doctors-jokes/patlay-motion.html http://www.jokesarcade.com/doctors-jokes/patlay-motion.html#comments Thu, 08 Sep 2011 05:27:28 +0000 admin http://www.jokesarcade.com/?p=2808 Aik Aadmi Doctor kay paas gaya aur us
se kaha Doctor sahab mujhe PATLAY
motion hain.

Doctor: Kitne Patle Hain????

Patient: Buhat Patle Hain.

Doctor: Phir Bhi Kitne Patle???????

Patient: Itne Patle Motion Hain kay
app KULLI bhi kar sakte hain!!!

]]> http://www.jokesarcade.com/doctors-jokes/patlay-motion.html/feed 0 Send the gift of candy http://www.jokesarcade.com/doctors-jokes/send-the-gift-of-candy.html http://www.jokesarcade.com/doctors-jokes/send-the-gift-of-candy.html#comments Mon, 29 Aug 2011 05:20:13 +0000 admin http://www.jokesarcade.com/?p=2797 A man comes into the Emergency Room and yells, “My wife’s going
To have her baby in the cab!” I grabbed my stuff, rushed out to the cab,
Lifted the lady’s dress, and began to take off her underwear. Suddenly
I noticed that there were several cabs, and I was in the wrong one.(Dr. Mark MacDonald, San Antonio, TX)

]]> http://www.jokesarcade.com/doctors-jokes/send-the-gift-of-candy.html/feed 0 Getting a second opinion http://www.jokesarcade.com/doctors-jokes/getting-a-second-opinion.html http://www.jokesarcade.com/doctors-jokes/getting-a-second-opinion.html#comments Sun, 28 Aug 2011 05:13:17 +0000 admin http://www.jokesarcade.com/?p=2792 A doctor and his wife were having a big argument at breakfast.
“You aren’t so good in bed either!” he shouted and stormed off to work.
By midmorning, he decided he’d better make amends and phoned home. After many rings, his wife picked up the phone.
“What took you so long to answer?”
“I was in bed.”
“What were you doing in bed this late?”
“Getting a second opinion.”

]]> http://www.jokesarcade.com/doctors-jokes/getting-a-second-opinion.html/feed 0 Chand http://www.jokesarcade.com/doctors-jokes/chand.html http://www.jokesarcade.com/doctors-jokes/chand.html#comments Thu, 18 Aug 2011 05:16:40 +0000 admin http://www.jokesarcade.com/?p=2794 Mareez DocTor Se > DocT Sahab Mujhe Duur Ka Nazar Nhi AaTa..

DocT > Wo Asmaan Par Kia Hai?

Mareez > Chand..

DocT > Abey SaaLe Is Se Duur Kia FarishTe DeKhe Ga..!

]]> http://www.jokesarcade.com/doctors-jokes/chand.html/feed 0 experimental technique http://www.jokesarcade.com/doctors-jokes/experimental-technique.html http://www.jokesarcade.com/doctors-jokes/experimental-technique.html#comments Mon, 08 Aug 2011 05:21:59 +0000 admin http://www.jokesarcade.com/?p=2800 A young girl had been suffering from severe headaches and had tests run by her doctor. The doctor said, “I’m sorry miss, but you have a massive brain tumor.”

The girl started crying and said to her mom, “I’m only 15 years old. I don’t want to die.”

The doctor said, “Well this is modern medicine. There is an experimental technique for a brain transplant, but it’s expensive and not covered by insurance.”

The girl’s mother said, “Don’t worry, dear. How much does it cost?”

The doctor replied, “Well, a male brain is $1,000,000 and the female brain is $25,000.”

The mom said, “No problem. But why is the male brain more expensive then the female brain?” The doctor replied, “Because the female brain is USED!”

]]> http://www.jokesarcade.com/doctors-jokes/experimental-technique.html/feed 0 Teesri biwi http://www.jokesarcade.com/doctors-jokes/teesri-biwi.html http://www.jokesarcade.com/doctors-jokes/teesri-biwi.html#comments Fri, 05 Aug 2011 16:02:31 +0000 admin http://www.jokesarcade.com/?p=2788 Doctor: Aap bilkul meri teesri biwi ki tarha lag rahi hain..

Larki: oh really! aap ki kitni beewian hain?

Doctor: 2
:-)

]]> http://www.jokesarcade.com/doctors-jokes/teesri-biwi.html/feed 0 drink a lot http://www.jokesarcade.com/doctors-jokes/drink-a-lot.html http://www.jokesarcade.com/doctors-jokes/drink-a-lot.html#comments Sat, 30 Jul 2011 16:01:27 +0000 admin http://www.jokesarcade.com/?p=2786 Doctor, Doctor, You’ve got to help me – I just can’t stop my hands shaking!”
“Do you drink a lot?”
“Not really – I spill most of it!”

]]> http://www.jokesarcade.com/doctors-jokes/drink-a-lot.html/feed 0