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A Real Man

Saturday, September 4th, 2010 No Commented 100 views

A real man is a woman’s best friend.

He will never stand her up and never let her down.

He will reassure her when she feels insecure and comfort her after a bad day.

He will inspire her to do things she never thought she could do; to live without fear and forget regret.

He will enable her to express her deepest emotions and give in to her most intimate desires.

He will make sure she always feels as though she’s the most beautiful woman in the room and will enable her to be the most confident, sexy, seductive, and invincible……

No wait… sorry… I’m thinking of gin, never mind.

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Saturday, September 4th, 2010

Funny & Clean Education Jokes | Special & Higher Educational Jokes

Friday, April 24th, 2009 No Commented 55 views

There is a famous quote that Education makes an animal a human being. Education is the biggest difference between animals and human beings. Mostly illiterate people said that education is a joke, however, It has been proven in today’s world that it is necessary for every human being either it’s male or female. No person [...]

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Saturday, September 4th, 2010

Little Johnny

Wednesday, February 4th, 2009 No Commented 17 views

Little Johnny returns from school and says he got an F in arithmetic. “Why?” asks the father. “The teacher asked ‘How much is 2×3?’ and I said ’6′” “But that’s right!” “Then she asked me ‘How much is 3×2?’” “What’s the fucking difference?” “That’s exactly what I said!”

Bonkistry

Wednesday, February 4th, 2009 No Commented 13 views

Introductory Chemistry at Duke has been taught for about a zillion years by Professor Bonk (really), and his course is semi-affectionately known as “Bonkistry.” He has been around forever, so I wouldn’t put it past him to come up with something like this. Anyway, one year there were these two guys who were taking Chemistry [...]

Your name in the report

Wednesday, February 4th, 2009 No Commented 11 views

SILVIA: Dad, can you write in the dark? FATHER: I think so. What do you want me to write? SYLVIA: Your name on this report card.

Amazing Anagrams

Wednesday, February 4th, 2009 No Commented 10 views

Dormitory == Dirty Room Desperation == A Rope Ends It The Morse Code == Here Come Dots Slot Machines == Cash Lost in ‘em Animosity == Is No Amity Snooze Alarms == Alas! No More Z’s Alec Guinness == Genuine Class Semolina == Is No Meal The Public Art Galleries == Large Picture Halls, I [...]

A little girl

Wednesday, February 4th, 2009 No Commented 17 views

A little girl came home from school and said to her mother, “Mommy, today in school I was punished for something that I didn’t do.” The mother exclaimed, “But that’s terrible! I’m going to have a talk with your teacher about this … by the way, what was it that you didn’t do?” The little [...]

The College Food Chain

Wednesday, February 4th, 2009 No Commented 19 views

THE DEAN Leaps tall buildings in a single bound Is more powerful than a locomotive Is faster than a speeding bullet Walks on water Gives policy to God THE DEPARTMENT HEAD Leaps short buildings in a single bound Is more powerful than a switch engine Is just as fast as a speeding bullet Talks with [...]

Cheating

Wednesday, February 4th, 2009 No Commented 8 views

TEACHER: Well, at least there’s one thing I can say about your son. FATHER: What’s that? TEACHER: With grades like these, he couldn’t be cheating.

Spelling checker

Wednesday, February 4th, 2009 No Commented 14 views

Eye Halve a Spelling Chequer Eye halve a spelling chequer It came with my pea sea It plainly marques four my revue Miss steaks eye kin knot sea. Eye strike a key and type a word And weight four it two say Weather eye am wrong oar write It shows me strait a weigh. As [...]

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