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Q: Why is it okay for blondes to catch cold?
A: They don’t have to worry about blowing their brains out.
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Once a hen belonging to Pakistani living on border laid an egg in Indian region.
The Indian quickly came and took it up. Pakistani came and claimed it. Indian said it was in his region so it belonged to him.
Then Pakistani said to him “See, instead of fighting we will do one thing. We will kick in each other‘s stomach one by one. One who doesn‘t yell in pain at all will get the egg“.
Indian agreed. Pakistani took first turn and ran from distance and kicked very hardly in Indian‘s stomach.
“Ummmmm“ Indian controlled his yell and said “Ok now it‘s my turn…“
Pakistani said “Forget man, Why to fight for a simple egg. You take it as a gift from me!“
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Q: What’s five miles long and has an IQ of forty?
A: A blonde parade.
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Three sons left home, went out on their own and prospered. Getting together for Christmas, they discussed the gifts they were able to give their elderly mother.
The first said, “I built a big house for our mother.“
The second said, “I sent her a Mercedes.“
hree sons left home, went out on their own and prospered. Getting together for Christmas, they discussed the gifts they were able to give their elderly mother.
The first said, “I built a big house for our mother.“
The second said, “I sent her a Mercedes.“
The third smiled and said, “I‘ve got you both beat. You remember how mom enjoyed reading the Bible? And you know she can‘t see very well. So I sent her a remarkable parrot that recites the entire Bible. It took elders in the church 12 years to teach him. He‘s one of a kind. Mom just has to name the chapter and verse, and the parrot recites it.“
Soon thereafter,
Mom sent out her letters of thanks:
“Dear Milton,“ she wrote one son, “The house you built is too huge. I live in only one room, but I have to keep the whole house clean!“
“Dear Gerald,“ she wrote to another, “I am too old to travel. I stay at home most of the time, so I rarely use the Mercedes.“
“Dearest Donald,“ she wrote to her third son, “You have the good sense to know what your Mother likes.
The chicken was Dee-licious!“ (bcz she can‘t see very well)
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An American farmer was on holiday in Wales. He could not resist exploring the hill farms north of Aberystwyth. At lunch time he dropped into a pub and fell into easy conversation with a Welsh farmer.
‘How big is your spread?’ , asked the American. ‘Well look you, it’s about 20 acres he said’ . Only 20 acres the American responded, back in Texas I can get up at sunrise, saddle my horse and ride all day, when I return at supper time, I’ll be lucky to cover half my farm’. ‘Dew dew’ , said the Welshman, ‘I once had horse like that, but sent him to the knackers yard.’
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Q: What did the blonde do when she heard that 90% of accidents occur around the home?
A: She moved.
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A young boy had just
gotten his driving permit.
He asked his father,
who was a minister,
if they could discuss his use
of the family car.
His father said to him,
“I‘ll make a deal with you.
You bring your grades up,
study your bible a little,
and get your hair cut,
then we will talk about it.“
A month later the boy came back
and again asked his father if
they could discuss his use of the car.
His father said, “Son,
I‘m real proud of you.
You have brought your grades up,
you‘ve studied your bible diligently,
but you didn‘t get a hair cut!“
The young man waited a moment
and replied, “You know dad,
I‘ve been thinking about that.
You know Samson had long hair,
Moses had long hair, Noah had long hair,
and even Jesus had long hair.“
His father replied,
“Yes son,
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Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson go on a camping trip, set up their tent, and fall asleep. Some hours later, Holmes wakes his faithful friend.
‘Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see.’
Watson replies, ‘I see millions of stars.’
‘What does that tell you?’
good jokeWatson ponders for a minute.’ Astronomically speaking, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo. Time wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three. Theologically, it’s evident the Lord is all-powerful and we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What does it tell you?
Holmes is silent for a moment, then speaks. ‘Watson, you idiot, someone has stolen our tent.’
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Q: What’s a blonde’s idea of safe sex?
A: Locking the car door.
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