JokesArcade

Doctor ek patient ke pichhe bhag raha tha… Ek aadmi ne puchha kya hua?

Doctor : Are yaar char bar aisa hua hai sala brain ka operation karwana aata hai aur baal katwake chala jata hai.

Laloo to his P.A.: Itne khiladi kyun football ko laat maar rahe hai?

P.A.: Goal kar ne k liye.

Laloo: Susra, ball toh pahle se hi gol hai aur kitna gol karenge!

One person :-CA karne me kitna kharch aata hai
CA Student:-Paise to bahut kam kharch hote hai bhai, par JAWANI puri kharch ho

jaati he

Ek aadmi ne ek gawar naukar rakh liya aur usse samjhaya ki kissi ke naam lene

se pahle JEE laga diya kare.

Thori der baad naukar bhagta hua aya aur bola…

“Sahebji, sahebji kutte’ji’ ne murgi’ji’ ko pakar liya hai”

Circiut: Bhai, who apnay bachpan ka dost aarehla hai aaj raat ko dinner pe.
Mera Sara chain collection apne kamray mein chupa do na please.

Munna bhai: Kyun tera dost chor hai kya?

Circiut: Nahin Bhai, woh apne chain pehchan lega.

Mohan: Ladkiya sharab se itni nafrat kyun karti hai?

Sohan: Kyun ki isko pine ke baad unke chue jaise pati shero jaise bartab karne

lagte hai!!!

1st wife: tumhaara sharaabi pati roz peekar ghar aata hai na. tum poochti kyu nahi

ho.
2nd wife: main poochi thi. lekin unhone mujhe diyaa nahi.

SANTA: Mere Nana ne mujhse choti si baat par rishta tod diya..
BANTA: Kyun.Kya kha unhone.?
.
Unhone kaha..
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Moongphali me dana nhi Hum tumhare Nana Nhi..

Teacher: OXFORD matlab kya hai?
Student: OX matlab bail, FORD matlab Gaadi. to OXFORD matlab bail gaadi

Banta Singh : “Yaar Santa, last year the name plate outside your house read Santa Singh, B.A. This year it reads Santa Singh, M.A.When did you finish your Masters Degree?”

Santa Singh : You don’t understand. Last year my wife died, I put B.A. to indicate “Bachelor Again”. Then I took a second wife, So M.A. is “Married Again”.