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santa apne father k samne cigrate pi raha tha

Logon ne kaha ke aap apne father ke samne cigratte pi rahay ho?

Santa bola : Wo mera father hai, koi petrol pump thodi.

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Daku Mangal Singh Banta Ke Ghar Mein Ghus Ayaa..

Daku : Sona kahan hai, Jaldi Bataao..!

Banta : Pura Ghar Khali Hai Malko, Jithe Marzi So Jao!

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A sweet girl goes to Banta’s shop and said: Mujhe underwear dikhao.
Banta sharmate hue: Aaj pehan kar nahin aaya.

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A teacher told all students in a class to write an essay on a cricket match.

All were busy writing except our Santaji.

He wrote “DUE TO RAIN, NO MATCH!”

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Santa : I tried your number so many times, it always said ‘Switched Off’!”

Banta : Nahi Pape, it’s my HELLO TUNE!

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Santa: Ghar ka saara keemti samaan chhupa ke rakh do, mere dost aa rahe hain.
Jeeto: Kyon! Aapke dost chura lengey?
Santa: Nahin, pehchan lengey.

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Teacher : santa, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?

Santa : You told me to do it without using tables.

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