A woman went to her doctor for advice. She told him that her husband had developed a penchant for anal sex, and she was not sure that it was such a good idea

‘Do you enjoy it?’ The doctor asked.

‘Actually, yes, I do.’

‘Does it hurt you?’ he asked.

‘No. I rather like it.’

‘Well, then,’ the doctor continued, ‘there’s no reason that you shouldn’t practice anal sex, if that’s what you like, so long as you take care not to get pregnant.’

The woman was mystified. ‘What? You can get pregnant from anal sex?’

‘Of course,’ the doctor replied. ‘Where do you think politicians come from?

Q. What does a man consider to be a seven-course meal? A. A hot dog and a six-pack.

Late yesterday afternoon the US Government, in coalition with several major European countries, announced at a press conference newfound dangers from swallowing bubble gum. The FDA first learned of this problem after one of their officials attended a Pilates class. If you or someone you know chews gum and does pilates, make sure you send [...]

Late yesterday afternoon the US Government, in coalition with several major European countries, announced at a press conference newfound dangers from swallowing bubble gum. The FDA first learned of this problem after one of their officials attended a Pilates class. If you or someone you know chews gum and does pilates, make sure you send [...]

1. A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he wants. A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn’t want. 2. A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife. 3. A successful man is one [...]

Q. How do men exercise at the beach? A. By sucking in their stomachs every time they see a bikini.

The newly divorced woman had never had to be the handyman around the house before, and quickly discovered she was lacking most of the proper tools to do the odd jobs needed. She made a trip to the local hardware store and quickly learned that it was truly a “man’s world” there. Thinking that she [...]

A woman is having a bad day at the roulette tables in Vegas. Down to her last $100, completely exasperated, she cries, “What horrible luck! What in the world should I do now?” A gentleman next to her, trying to calm her down a bit, calmly suggests, “I don’t know… Why don’t you play your [...]

A lady was walking past a pet store when a parrot said, ”Hey, lady! You’re really ugly!” The lady was furious and continued on her way. On the way home, she passed by the pet store again and the parrot once more said “Hey, lady! You’re really ugly!” She was incredibly ticked now, so she [...]

A woman’s husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months, yet she stayed by his bedside every single day. When he came to, he motioned for her to come nearer. As she sat by him, he said, “You know what? You have been with me all through the bad times. [...]