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Saturday, September 4th, 2010 No Commented 1,444 views

Welcome to jokesarcade.com. Knock knock jokes is a type of paronomasia in which there are two characters. Firt one is punster and the other is recipient.

The basic format have 5 lines.

1. The first person will say Knock-Knock

2. The second person will answer : Who’s there?

3. The first person will response and say (usually) a name.

4. The second person will repeat the response followed by Who- (a request for clarification who is knocking on the door)

5. The first person will do the Punch Line on this stage- usually a misuse of the word or the name set up during the response.

These funny and hilarious knock knock jokes are some time also used for role plays. These jokes can also be used as kids knock knock jokes as they are suitable for children as well. Check out our collection of best free knock knock jokes and use them in different occassions and time such as wishing friends with birthday knock knock jokes on their birthday. You can also use valentine’s day knock knock jokes to wish your lover. We also have some holiday knock knock jokes that can be used in outing or holiday. There are some silly, clean, awesome and flirty knock knock jokes as well! Have fun :P

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Saturday, September 4th, 2010

Adolf Adolf

Sunday, February 22nd, 2009 No Commented 20 views

Knock, knock Who’s there? Adolf Adolf who? Adolph ball hit me in de mowf. Dat’s why I dawk dis way.

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Saturday, September 4th, 2010

Doughnut worry it is just a joke!

Sunday, February 15th, 2009 No Commented 20 views

Knock, knock Who’s there? Doughnut Doughnut who? Doughnut worry it is just a joke!

Police let us in; it’s cold out here!

Sunday, February 15th, 2009 No Commented 10 views

Knock Knock. Who’s there? Police. Police who? Police let us in; it’s cold out here!

Acid down and be quiet!

Sunday, February 15th, 2009 No Commented 12 views

Knock Knock Who‘s there? Acid! Acid who? Acid down and be quiet!

Lemming!

Sunday, February 15th, 2009 No Commented 16 views

Knock Knock Who’s there! Lemming! Lemmming who? Lemming tree very pretty, and the lemon flower is sweet!

Aardvark!

Sunday, February 15th, 2009 No Commented 7 views

Knock Knock Who’s there! Aardvark! Aardvark who? Aardvark a hundred miles for one of your smiles!

Ice cream if you don’t let me in!

Sunday, February 15th, 2009 No Commented 14 views

Knock Knock who’s there? ice cream ice cream who? Ice cream if you don’t let me in!

Justin the neighborhood and thought I’d say hello!

Sunday, February 15th, 2009 No Commented 12 views

Knock Knock. Who’s there? Justin Justin who? Justin the neighborhood and thought I’d say hello!

em er some nice tits bitch!!!

Sunday, February 15th, 2009 No Commented 14 views

knock knock whos there??? emerson emerson who?? em er some nice tits bitch!!!

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