Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
ORANGE YOU GLAD I DIDN’T SAY BANANA!
Knock knock jokes - Best Good & Funny Knock knock jokes for kids & Adults
Welcome to jokesarcade.com. Knock knock jokes is a type of paronomasia in which there are two characters. Its also knock as "call and answer" exercise. First one is punster and the other is recipient.
The basic format have 5 lines.1. The first person will say Knock-Knock
2. The second person will answer : Who's there?=
3. The first person will response and say (usually) a name.
4. The second person will repeat the response followed by Who- (a request for clarification who is knocking on the door)
5. The first person will do the Punch Line on this stage- usually a misuse of the word or the name set up during the response.
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I didn’t know you could yodel
Knock, knock
Who’s there?
A little old lady.
A little old lady who?
I didn’t know you could yodel.
What’s on tv tonight
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Watson.
Watson who?
What’s on tv tonight?
Amos quito just bit me, boo hoo
Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Amos
Amos who?
Amos quito just bit me, boo hoo!
Is a bell working
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Isabell.
Isabell who?
Is a bell working?
I didn’t know you could yodel
Knock, knock
Who’s there?
A little old lady.
A little old lady who?
I didn’t know you could yodel.

February 6th, 2013