Little Johnny is as famous as a rock star. The kid is always involved in mischievous things and get into trouble at school.
Little Johnny jokes are about a small school boy who likes to ask Funny and stupid and sometimes embarrassing questions and has a very straightforward thinking.

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His mother asked, “What’s the matter now?”

“Dad was hanging pictures, and just hit his thumb with a hammer,” said Johnny through his tears.

“That’s not so serious,” soothed his mother. “I know you’re upset, but a big boy like you shouldn’t cry at something like that. Why didn’t you just laugh?”

“I did!” sobbed Johnny.

You know Johnny, he is always fast with an answer, and he pipes up with, “I don’t need to. They’ve already been named.”

As he was dipping the bucket in, he saw two big eyes looking back at him. He dropped the bucket and ran back to grandma’s house as fast as he could.

“Where’s my bucket and my water?” She asked.

“I can’t get any water from that water hole, there’s a mean ol’ alligator down there!”

“Now don’t you mind that ol’ alligator, Johnny. He’s been
there for years, and he’s never hurt no one. Why, he’s probably as scared of you as you are of him!”

“Well, Grandma,” replied Johnny, “if he’s as scared of me as
I am of him, then that water ain’t fit to drink!”

His teacher replies “NO”

Johnny moans and says “But my mummy lets me”.

“OK then, just for tonight” the teacher replies.

Johnny jumps into bed with her and asks “Miss can I please play with your belly button with my finger”.

She again says “NO”.

“But my mummy lets me” says Johnny again.

“Well I suppose it’s OK” replies the teacher.

Things are silent for a few minutes until the teacher leaps up screaming “THAT’S NOT MY BELLY BUTTON”

Little Johnny replies “It aint my finger either”.

“A cat!” said Suzy.

“Good job. Now, what’s this animal?”

“A dog!” said Ricky.

“Good. Now what animal is this?” she asked, holding up a picture of a deer.

The class fell silent. After a couple of minutes, the teacher said, “It’s what your mom calls your dad.”

“I know!” called out Little Johnny. “A horny bastard!”

only animals that stutter,” she says. Little Johnny raises his hand. “I had a

kitty-cat who stuttered,” he volunteered.

The teacher, knowing how precious some of these stories could become, asked

young Johnny to describe the incident.

“Well,” he began, “I was in the back yard with my kitty and the Rottweiler that lives

next door got a running start and before we knew it, he jumped over the fence into

our yard!

“That must’ve been scary,” said the teacher.

“It sure was!” said Johnny. “My kitty raised his back, went ‘Fffff, Fffff, Fffff’… and

before he could say “F*ck”, the Rottweiler ate him!”