He sat down at the controls and tried to figure them out. The sirens got louder and louder. Armed men surrounded the jet. The would be pilot’s friends cried out, “Please, please take off now!!! Hurry!!!”

The experimentalist calmly replied, “Have patience. I’m just a simple pole in a complex plane.”

a + b = t
(a + b)(a – b) = t(a – b)
a^2 – b^2 = ta – tb
a^2 – ta = b^2 – tb
a^2 – ta + (t^2)/4 = b^2 – tb + (t^2)/4
(a – t/2)^2 = (b – t/2)^2
a – t/2 = b – t/2
a = b

Proof:
n(2n – 2) = n(2n – 2)
n(2n – 2) – n(2n – 2) = 0
(n – n)(2n – 2) = 0
2n(n – n) – 2(n – n) = 0
2n – 2 = 0
2n = 2
n + n = 2
or setting n = 1
1 + 1 = 2

A:3 because fish can’t drown they live in water.

A few months later, Noah decides to take a stroll and see how the animals are doing. Everywhere he looks he finds baby animals. Everyone is doing fine except for one pair of little snakes. “What’s the problem?” says Noah.
“Cut down some trees and let us live there”, say the snakes.

Noah follows their advice. Several more weeks pass. Noah checks on the snakes again. Lots of little snakes, everybody is happy. Noah asks, “Want to tell me how the trees helped?”

“Certainly”, say the snakes. “We’re adders, so we need logs to multiply.

Proof:
We know that $1 = 100 cents
Divide both sides by 100
$ 1/100 = 100/100 cents
=> $ 1/100 = 1 cent
Take square root both side
=> squr($1/100) = squr (1 cent)
=> $ 1/10 = 1 cent
Multiply both side by 10
=> $1 = 10 cent

The (hungry) mathematician is put in a chair in a large empty room and his favorite meal, perfectly prepared, is placed at the other end of the room. The psychologist explains, ‘You are to remain in your chair. Every minute, I will move your chair to a position halfway between its current location and the meal.’

The mathematician looks at the psychologist in disgust. ‘What? I’m not going to go through this. You know I’ll never reach the food!’ And he gets up and storms out.

The psychologist ushers the physicist in. He explains the situation, and the physicist’s eyes light up and he starts drooling.

The psychologist is a bit confused. ‘Don’t you realize that you’ll never reach the food?’

The physicist smiles and replies: ‘Of course! But I’ll get close enough for all practical purposes!’