Mexican population is growing day by day. That is the most pragmatic reason which is adding a dramatic controversy in the popularity of Illegal mexicans (illegal mexican jokes). Due to their popularity we have gathered some of the best mexican jokes that you can use as offensive mexican jokes, racist mexican jokes or mexican racial jokes to offend the mexicans. Mexicans have different types such as black, white and fat and all of them don’t look like similar. So, you can also have fat mexican jokes, black mexican jokes and white mexican jokes and also mencia mexican jokes. This mexican text jokes book also have in it one line and short mexican jokes, funny mexican jokes, clean mexican jokes, hilarious mexican jokes and mexican word of the jokes. Lets enter in the funniest mexican jokes world!

A US Border Patrol Agent catches an illegal alien in the bushes right by the border fence, he pulls him out and says “Sorry, you know the law, you’ve got to go back across the border right now.” The mexican man pleads with them, “No, noooo Senior, I must stay in de USA! Pleeeze!” The [...]

Why are Mexicans so damn short? They all live in basement apartments.

Why are Mexicans so short? They all live in basement apartments.

A cowboy rode into town and stopped at a saloon for a drink. Unfortunately, the locals always had a habit of picking on strangers, which he was. When he finished his drink, he found his horse had been stolen. He goes back into the bar, handily flips his gun into the air, catches it above [...]

Why Do Mexicans Have Low-riders? To Pick Up The Strawberries!

What do you get when you cross a Mexican with an octopus? I don‘t know but it could pick lettuce good.

You Know You Are a Mexican When… You share the same social security number with all your amigos. You smell like BO all the time. You don’t know what BO is.

How do you stop a Mexican tank? Shoot the guy pushing it.

The hospital’s consulting dietician was giving a lecture to several community nurses from the Southampton area of Hampshire. ‘The rubbish we put into our stomachs and consume should have killed most of us sitting here, years ago. Red meat is terrible. Fizzy drinks attack your stomach lining. Chinese food is loaded with msg. Vegetables can [...]