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Short & Funny Mexican Jokes – Clean & Racist Word Of The Day Mexican Jokes

admin — Sat, 04 Apr 2009 10:36:09 +0000

Mexican population is growing day by day. That is the most pragmatic reason which is adding a dramatic controversy in the popularity of Illegal mexicans (illegal mexican jokes). Due to their popularity we have gathered some of the best mexican jokes that you can use as offensive mexican jokes, racist mexican jokes or mexican racial jokes to offend the mexicans. Mexicans have different types such as black, white and fat and all of them don’t look like similar. So, you can also have fat mexican jokes, black mexican jokes and white mexican jokes and also mencia mexican jokes. This mexican text jokes book also have in it one line and short mexican jokes, funny mexican jokes, clean mexican jokes, hilarious mexican jokes and mexican word of the jokes. Lets enter in the funniest mexican jokes world!

Green, Pink and Yellow

admin — Sat, 14 Feb 2009 10:37:35 +0000

A US Border Patrol Agent catches an illegal alien in the bushes right by the border fence, he pulls him out and says “Sorry, you know the law, you’ve got to go back across the border right now.”

The mexican man pleads with them, “No, noooo Senior, I must stay in de USA! Pleeeze!”

The Border Patrol Agent thinks to himself, I’m going to make it hard for him and says “Ok, I’ll let you stay if you can use 3 english words in a sentence”.

The Mexican man of course agrees.

The Border Patrol Agent tells him, “The 3 words are: Green, Pink and Yellow. Now use them in 1 sentence.”

The Mexican man thinks really hard for about 2 minutes, then says, “Hmmm, Ok. The phone, it went Green, Green, Green, I Pink it up and sez Yellow?”

Short number 1

admin — Sat, 14 Feb 2009 10:37:03 +0000

Why are Mexicans so damn short?

They all live in basement apartments.

basement apartments

admin — Sat, 14 Feb 2009 10:36:09 +0000

Why are Mexicans so short?

They all live in basement apartments.

Back in mexico

admin — Sat, 14 Feb 2009 10:35:41 +0000

A cowboy rode into town and stopped at a saloon for a drink. Unfortunately, the locals always had a habit of picking on strangers, which he was. When he finished his drink, he found his horse had been stolen. He goes back into the bar, handily flips his gun into the air, catches it above his head without even looking and fires a shot into the ceiling.

“WHICH ONE OF YOU SIDEWINDERS STOLE MY HORSE?” he yelled with his booming voice. No one answered.

“ALRIGHT, I’M GONNA HAVE ANOTHER BEER, AND IF MY HOSRSE AIN’T BACK OUTSIDE BY THE TIME I FINISH, I’M GONNA DO WHAT I DONE IN TEXAS! AND I DON’T LIKE HAVIN’ TO DO WHAT I DONE BACK IN MEXICO!”

Some of the locals shifted restlessly. He had another beer, walked outside, and his horse was back! He saddled-up and started to ride out of town. The bartender wandered out of the bar and asked, “Say, pardner, before you go… what happened in Mexico?”

The cowboy turned back and said, “I had to walk home.”

Low-riders

admin — Sat, 14 Feb 2009 10:34:21 +0000

Why Do Mexicans Have Low-riders?

To Pick Up The Strawberries!

A Mexican and an Octopus

admin — Sat, 14 Feb 2009 10:33:41 +0000

What do you get when you cross a Mexican with an octopus?

I don‘t know but it could pick lettuce good.

When Are You Mexican?

admin — Sat, 14 Feb 2009 10:33:01 +0000

You Know You Are a Mexican When…

You share the same social security number with all your amigos.

You smell like BO all the time.

You don’t know what BO is.

Shoot the guy

admin — Sat, 14 Feb 2009 10:32:33 +0000

How do you stop a Mexican tank?

Shoot the guy pushing it.

This Will Rot More than Your Teeth

admin — Sat, 14 Feb 2009 10:29:32 +0000

The hospital’s consulting dietician was giving a lecture to several community nurses from the Southampton area of Hampshire.

‘The rubbish we put into our stomachs and consume should have killed most of us sitting here, years ago. Red meat is terrible. Fizzy drinks attack your stomach lining. Chinese food is loaded with msg. Vegetables can be disastrous because of fertilisers and pesticides and none of us realises the long-term damage being done by the rotten bacteria in our drinking water. However, there is one food that is incredibly dangerous and we all have, or will, eat it at some time in our lives.

Now, is anyone here able to tell me what food it is that causes the most grief and suffering for years after eating it?’

A 65-year-old nursing sister sitting in the front row stood up and said, ‘Wedding cake.’

‘I’m in a terrible fix,’ moaned Raymond. ‘I’m in love with two girls and I don’t know which to marry.’

‘No problem,’ said Sean to the Englishman. ‘I know you’re not a Catholic but I think the church could help you. Call in tomorrow morning, kneel down and try a sincere prayer to God – that should do the trick.’

Next morning Sean arrived to find Raymond with a beaming smile.

‘It worked. It’s a miracle,’ Raymond enthused. ‘I walked in, knelt down and there it was written in red across the altar cloth: AVE MARIA!’