JokesArcade

What do you do when a Mexican is riding a bike?

Chase after him, it’s probably yours!

What do you call a mexican on a riding lawnmower?

Promoted.

How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Doesn’t matter, they’re to short to reach the socket.

What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe?

Roberto.

Sid and Mundo were sitting in a Mexican restaurant. “Sid,” asked Mundo, “Are there any Jews in Mexico?”

I don’t know,” Mundo replied. “Why don’t we ask the waiter?”

When the waiter came by, Mundo asked him, “Are there any Mexican Jews?”

“I don’t know sir, let me ask,” the waiter replied, and he went into the kitchen. He returned in a few minutes and said, “No, sir. No Mexican Jews.”

“Are you sure?” Mundo asked.

“I will check again, sir.” the waiter replied and went back to the kitchen.

While he was still gone, Sid said, “I cannot believe there are no Jews in Mexico. Our people are scattered everywhere.”

When the waiter returned he said, “Sir, no Mexican Jews.”

“Are you really sure?” Mundo asked again. “I cannot believe there are no Mexican Jews.”

“Sir, I ask everyone,” the waiter replied exasperated. “We have orange Jews, prune Jews, tomato Jews, and grape Jews, but no one ever hear of Mexican Jews!”

Juan, Carlos and Antonio all jump off a cliff to see who will hit the ground first. who wins?
Society.

Why do Mexicans re-fry their beans?

Have you seen a Mexican do anything right the first time?

What do you call a Mexican driving a BMW?
Grand Theft Auto.

A US Border Patrol Agent catches an illegal alien in the bushes right by the border fence, he pulls him out and says “Sorry, you know the law, you’ve got to go back across the border right now.”

The mexican man pleads with them, “No, noooo Senior, I must stay in de USA! Pleeeze!”

The Border Patrol Agent thinks to himself, I’m going to make it hard for him and says “Ok, I’ll let you stay if you can use 3 english words in a sentence”.

The Mexican man of course agrees.

The Border Patrol Agent tells him, “The 3 words are: Green, Pink and Yellow. Now use them in 1 sentence.”

The Mexican man thinks really hard for about 2 minutes, then says, “Hmmm, Ok. The phone, it went Green, Green, Green, I Pink it up and sez Yellow?

Why wasn’t Jesus born in Mexico?

He couldn’t find 3 wise men or a virgin. (burn)