JokesArcade

What do you call one Mexican on the moon? A problem. What do you call two mexicans on the moon? A bigger problem. What do you call all of the mexicans on the moon?

Problem solved.

What do u call mexicans on a trampapoline?

Mexican jumping beans.

How do you stop a Mexican tank?
Shoot the guy pushing it.

Did you hear about the Mexican who threw his wife over a cliff?
When the police officer asked him why he’d done it he said, “Tequila! Tequila!”

What do you call 4 Mexicans in quicksand?
Cuatro Cinco.

Did you hear about the winner of the Mexican beauty contest?
Me neither.

Why don’t Mexicans play hide and seek?

Cause nobody will look for them?

How do you get 50 Mexicans is a phone booth?

Throw food stamps in it.

An Englishman, Frenchman, Mexican, and Texan were flying across country on a small plane when the pilot comes on the loud speaker and says “We’re having mechanical problems and the only way we can make it to the next airport is for 3 of you to open the door and jump, at least one of you can survive”

The four open the door and look out below. The Englishman takes a deep breath and hollers “God Save The Queen” and jumps.

The Frenchman gets really inspired and hollers “Viva La France” and he also jumps.

This really pumps up the Texan so he hollers “Remember the Alamo” and he grabs the Mexican and throws him out of the plane.

When you cross a Mexican and a German

Q: What do you get when you cross a Mexican and a German?

A: A Beaner-Schnitzel