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How Do You Starve A Mexican?
Put Their Food Stamps In Their Work Boots.

How do you stop a Mexican from robbing your house?
put up a help-wanted sign

Why doesn’t Mexico have an Olympic team?

Any Mexican that can run jump or swim is in the US!

What’s a mexicans favorite book store?

Borders

What is the greatest Mexican invention?

A solar powered flash light.

Two guys are bungee-jumping one day. The first guy says to the second. “You

know, we could make a lot of money running our own bungee-jumping service in

Mexico.” The second guy thinks this is a great idea, so the two pool their money

and buy everything they’ll need – a tower, an elastic cord, insurance, etc.

They travel to Mexico and begin to set up on the square. As they are constructing

the tower, a crowd begins to assemble. Slowly, more and more people gather to

watch them at work. The first guy jumps. He bounces at the end of the cord, but

when he comes back up, the second guy notices that he has a few cuts and

scratches.

Unfortunately, the second guy isn’t able catch him, he falls again, bounces and

comes back up again. This time, he is bruised and bleeding. Again, the second

guy misses him.

The first guy falls again and bounces back up. This time, he comes back pretty

messed up – he’s got a couple of broken bones and is almost unconscious.

Luckily, the second guy finally catches him this time and says, “What happened?

Was the cord too long?”

The first guy says, “No, the cord was fine, but what the heck is a ‘pinata’?”

Why are mexicans and basketball players a like?

they both run jump shoot and steal.

What do you call a Mexican without a lawn mower?

Unemployed.

A Mexican, who speaks no English, comes to the USA. As is often the case, he finds that he needs new socks. So, he walks into a clothing store, and manages to convey to the clerk that he needs something, but not what.
So, the clerk starts taking down boxes and showing what’s inside to the Mexican. He shows him a shirt, some pants, a tie, a hat, but each time the Mexican shakes his head and says “No.”

Finally, the clerk brings down a box of socks and shows them to the Mexican. The Mexican starts nodding vigorously and says “¡Eso sí que es!”

The clerk angrily blurts out, “Well why didn’t you just spell it in the first place?!”

Q: What were the 2 Mexican FireFighting Brother’s names?
A: Hose A and Hose B