The Lone Ranger and Tonto are riding through one of the many
canyons when suddenly rising from the hill on their right are hundreds of
indians. They start to spur their horse forward when they realised that there
are hundreds of indians ahead of them. Wheeling to the left they, once
again, see hundreds of indians rising from the hill. They begin to back away
in the direction from which they had come and they realise, they were
surrounded. The indians had spread out. They were trapped.

The Lone Ranger turns to Tonto, his life long friend, and says “Tonto,
my firend, I think I must say that I have treasured our times together
but now I think we are doomed”.

” We?” replied Tonto “What’s all this we, Paleface?”

The day after his wife disappeared in a kayaking accident, an Anchorage man answered his door to find two grim-faced Alaska State Troopers. “We’re sorry Mr. Wilkens, but we have some information about your wife,” said one trooper. “Tell me! Did you find her?!” Wilkens shouted. The troopers looked at each other. One said, “We [...]

Bob: Hey, Bill did you hear about the artists who held a competition? Bill: No? How did it turn out? Bob: It was a draw.

Two boys went out duck hunting for the first time. They were out in the cold morning for hours, and though ducks were everywhere they hadn’t been able to get even one. Finally, one boy says to the other, “Maybe we ought to give this up.” The other replies, “Naw, let’s give it a while [...]

Two workmen were approached by a passer by who asked what they were doing… “Well, we work for the government,“ one of the men said. “But one of you is digging a hole and the other fills it up. You?re not accomplishing anything. Aren?t you wasting the taxpayers? money?“ “You don?t understand, mister,“ one of [...]

One day many years ago, a fisherman’s wife blessed her husband with twin sons. They loved the children very much, but couldn’t think of what to name their children. Finally, after several days, the fisherman said, “Let’s not decide on names right now. If we wait a little while, the names will simply occur to [...]

One hand on wheel, One hand on horn: CHICAGO. One hand on wheel, Middle finger out window: NEW YORK. One hand on wheel, middle finger out window, Cutting across all lanes of traffic: NEW JERSEY. One hand on wheel, one hand on newspaper, Foot solidly on accelerator: BOSTON. One hand on wheel, one hand on [...]

A fleeing Taliban, desperate for water, was trudging through the Afghanistan desert when he saw something far off in the distance. Hoping to find water, he hurried towards it, only to find a little old Jewish man at a small stand selling ties. The Taliban asked, “Do you have water?” The Jewish man replied, “I [...]

Question: What shouldn’t you wear at a coffee bar? Answer: A “tea” shirt!

A man was reading The Canterbury Tales at breakfast one saturday morning. His wife asked “What have you got there?” “Just my cup and Chaucer.”