After being with her all evening, the man couldn’t take another minute with his blind date. Earlier, he had secretly arranged to have a friend call him to the phone so he would have an excuse to leave if something like this happened.

When he returned to the table, he lowered his eyes, put on a grim expression and said, “I have some bad news. My grandfather just died.”

“Thank heavens,” his date replied. “If yours hadn’t, mine would have had to!”

A female officer arrested a man for drunk driving. The female officer tells the man, “Sir, you have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be held against you.“

This man, his wife and their Border Collie, Maisy were out for a drive in the country one afternoon in their new convertible, with the top down. The husband and wife were enjoying the scenery as they drove along. While unbeknownst to them, Maisy gave birth to seven puppies while laying on the back seat [...]

There are two ants living in a girl’s pair of panties. One day they decide to go exploring in the caves. They said to meet back in the same spot in and hour. So, one ant went in one cave, and the other ant in a different cave. After an hour went by, the two [...]

After being with her all evening, the man couldn’t take another minute with his blind date. Earlier, he had secretly arranged to have a friend call him to the phone so he would have an excuse to leave if something like this happened. When he returned to the table, he lowered his eyes, put on [...]

Santa comes home with his little daughter, whom he has just taken to work. The little girl asks, “Daddy, I saw you in your office with your secretary. Why do you call her a doll?“ Feeling his wife, Jeeto`s gaze upon him, Santa explains, “Well, honey, my secretary is a very hard-working girl. She types [...]

Santa bought a brand new Maruti and decided to drive down from Amritsar, where he lived, to Jalandhar to meet his friend. He reached there in a few hours. After spending a few days there, he decided to return, and called up his mother to expect him in the evening. But he did not reach [...]

Little Red Riding Hood was walking through the woods when suddenly the Big Bad Wolf jumped out from behind a tree and, holding a machete to her throat, said, “Red, I’m going to screw your brains out!” To that, Little Red Riding Hood calmly reached into her picnic basket and pulled out a magnum gun [...]

An Amish boy and his father were visiting a mall. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that could move apart and back together again. The boy asked his father, “What is this, Father?” The father [never having seen an elevator] responded “Son, I have never seen [...]

Moneys short times are hard heres a fucking chritstmas card It was the night before christmas and all through the house everybody felt shitty even the mouse. Moms at the whore house Dads smokin’ grass I just settled down for a nice piece of ass. When out on the lawn I heard such a clatter [...]