Mostly peoples who used to have a job or business usually love to work in their office because they probably spend their most of the time which is approximately about 8 to 10 hours and it seems to be a massive proportion of their daily life. So when they become habbitual of it, they really enjoy being worked in office and without which they feel quite bore. Cracking jokes is the best way to keep the interest in work consicously because it gives some relaxation and pleasure to their mind and it really works. Therefore We have gathered some nice collection of new ofice jokes / funny office jokes all of which are good actually best and clean office jokes. If your office is open on friday also you can find friday jokes also here. All of these are funniest and hilarious office jokes and you can crack all these jokes at office. Besides we also have other office humor which includes office birthday jokes for celebrating birthday of your colleagues in office and office christmas jokes for enjoying christmas. Here You will also find office computer jokes, office practical and meeting jokes and pranks, office inside jokes, short office jokes and one liners.

We deliver you the best quality business jokes you would never ever found on internet. All of which are funny business jokes and quite related to business or you can say that these are jokes for business. There are some short and small business jokes. These good and clean business jokes includes business related analyst and business meeting jokes also. So Have a blast!!

fred did drugs no one liked fred; fred ate a burrito, the end!

The hotel Astor had hired a new bus driver and instructed him to meet all incoming trains and announce at the depot in a very loud voice, “Free bus to the hotel Astor!” On the way to the station on his first trip her kept repeating to himself, “Free bus to the hotel Astor, Free [...]

A site foreman had ten very lazy men working for him, so one day he decided to trick them into doing some work for a change. “I’ve got a really easy job today for the laziest one among you,” he announced. “Will the laziest man please put his hand up?” Nine hands went up. “Why [...]

* My stigmata’s acting up. * I can’t come in to work today because I’ll be stalking my previous boss, who fired me for not showing up for work. OK? * I have a rare case of 48-hour wrist leprosy, but I know we have that deadline to meet… * I am stuck in the [...]

I woke up early, feeling depressed because it was my birthday, and I thought, “I’m another year older,” but decided to make the best of it. So I showered and shaved, knowing when I went down to breakfast my wife would greet me with a big kiss and say, “Happy birthday, dear.” All smiles, I [...]

Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I cannot accept, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of those people I had to kill today because they pissed me off. Also, help me to be careful of the toes I step on today, as they [...]

These are from actual resumes: “Personal: I’m married with 9 children. I don’t require prescription drugs. “I am extremely loyal to my present firm, so please don’t let them know of my immediate availability.” “Qualifications: I am a man filled with passion and integrity, and I can act on short notice. I’m a class act [...]

How do you annoy an archaeologist? give him a tampon and ask what period it came from,

Like a lot of young women these days, one of our secretaries had worked long and hard to put her boyfriend through college. After he graduated and passed his bar exam, I asked her if they planned to be married soon. She looked at me with a big smile and said, “Oh no! Not right [...]