George Bush goes to a primary school to talk to the kids to get a little PR. After his talk he offers question time. One little boy puts up his hand and George asks him his name.

“Stanley,” responds the little boy.

“And what is your question, Stanley?”

Lincoln and JFK started politics 100 years apart. Lincoln and JFK were elected to office 100 yrs apart. Lincoln and JFKs’ vice president’s had the last name Johnson. Lincoln and JFK have 7 letters in their last name. Lincoln had a secretary named Kennedy and Kennedy had a secretary named Lincoln. Here’s the BIG ONE: [...]

A soldier ran up to a nun, out of breath, he asked, “Please may I hide under your skirt? I’ll explain later”. The nun agreed. A moment later two military police ran up and asked, “Sister have you seen a soldier?” The nun replied, “He went that way. ” After the MPs ran off, the [...]

WASHINGTON — Enlisted by members of the House and Senate, presidential aide Rebecca Tandy brought a copy of the international climate-change treaty to President Bush’s desk Monday and asked him to sign a birthday document for a Japanese dignitary named “Kyoto Protocol.” “Mr. Protocol really likes treaties, so we got him this treaty instead of [...]

We, the sensible of the United States, in an attempt to help everyone get along, restore some semblance of justice, avoid any more riots, keep our nation safe, promote positive behavior and secure the blessings of debt-free liberty to ourselves and our great-great-great grandchildren, hereby try one more time to ordain and establish some common [...]

Before his infamous haircut on the tarmac, Clinton asked his stylist Christophe, “How long will this take, how much will it cost, and how good will this look?” Christophe replied just ten minutes, cost $20, and look marvelous. An hour and fifteen minutes later, Clinton looked into the mirror in horror and Christophe handed him [...]

One day as President Clinton was getting off the helicopter in front of the White House, he had a baby pig under each arm. The Marine guard snapped to attention, salutes, and said: ”Nice pigs, sir.” The President replied, ”These are not pigs, these are authentic Arkansas Razorback Hogs. I got one for Hillary, and [...]

It’s still the economy. And he’s still stupid. Clinton and Gore, Gone in four! Honk if Bill Clinton says you’re rich! Bumper sticker on Arkansan car: If you can read this You’re not from here Impeach Clinton! And her husband, too!

A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came upon a restaurant operated by a fellow cannibal. Feeling somewhat hungry, he sat down and looked over the menu… Tourist: $5.00 Broiled Missionary: $10.00 Fried Explorer: $15.00 Baked Democrat or Grilled Republican: $100.00 The cannibal called the waiter over and asked, “Why such a price difference [...]

Look, I can’t resist. We’ve posted a few Obama Jokes already, in fact I think we’ve written something about Barack Obama five times in the past month. Between the 2008 US elections and all the national television spots running he’s been on TV more than those annoying Subway commercials. Love or hate Barack, our readers [...]