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You’ve ever been involved in a custody fight over a huntin’ dog.

You’re an expert on worm beds.

The dog catcher calls for a backup unit when he visits your house.

Your wife has ever said, “Come move this transmission so I can take a bath!”

Your family tree does not fork.

The flood history of the area can be seen on your living room walls.

You haul more than U-Haul.

Your momma has ever stomped into the house and announced, “The feud is back on!”

There is a gun rack on your bicycle.

Your wedding was held in the delivery room.

Wal-Mart announced today that they’ll soon be offering customers yet another new discount item, their own brand of wine. The world’s largest retail chain is teaming up with E&J Gallo Winery of California to produce their spirits at an affordable price.

Wine connoisseurs may not be inclined to throw a bottle of Wal-Mart brand into their shopping carts, but “there is strong market demand for cheap wine“, said Jane Weldon, professor of Wal-Mart’s marketing division. “However,” she added “Choosing the right names are important for building brandability and loyalty.”

Customer surveys were conducted to determine the most attractive names for the Wal-Mart house brand wines. The top surveyed names in, order of popularity, include:
# Chateau Traileur Parc
# White Trashfindel
# Peanut Noir
# I Can’t Believe It’s Not Vinegar!
# Grape Expectations
# Nasti Spumante
# Big Red Gulp
# World Championship Riesling
# NASCARbernet
# Chef Boyardeaux

Pricing is expected to be in the $3-5 range and will be offered in the box and bottle. If production goes smoothly, expect to find Wal-Mart’s self-branded wine on the shelves sometime next never.