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Santa and Banta decide to apply for jobs at a mine that had opened nearby. After sitting in the waiting room for a while, Banta gets called in for his interview.
The boss asks Banta if he had worked underground mines before? Banta says that he had.
The boss asks him how deep under ground he worked?
Banta says, “Oh, about 8 to 10 feet.”
The boss says, “Mines are a lot deeper than that, get out of here – you’re no miner!”
On his way out, Banta tells Santa to tell the boss that he worked real deep underground so he could get the job. Santa gets called in.
The boss asks Santa if he had worked underground mines before?
Santa says, “Oh sure.”
The boss asks how deep underground he worked.
Santa says, “I used to work in a mine 20,000 feet underground. ”
The boss says, “20,000 feet, Wow! That is incredible!, “What kind of lights did you use in a mine so deep underground? ”
Santa says, “Oh, I didn’t need a light, I worked on the day shift!”

Having snuck out with a very cute young woman that he met at a party, Banta, exhausted from hours of hot sex, woke up at her apartment at 3 A.M.
“Oh God!” Banta thought, “Jeeto’s gonna kill me!”
Trying to figure out how he would explain this to Jenny without getting whacked with a frying pan, inspiration struck first.

Banta dashed out to the nearest pay phone, dialed his home number quickly, and breathlessly said, “Jeeto, Jeeto! Don’t pay the ransom!!!

A guy traveling through the prairies of the USA stopped at a small town and went to a bar. He stood at the end of the bar, ordered a drink, and lit up…

Santa: Today is Sunday & I wanna Enjoy, so I bought 3 movie tickets

Jeeto: Why 3?

Santa: For you and your parents.

Banta was not home at his usual hour, and his wife, Preeto, was fuming, as the clock ticked later and later. Finally, about 3:00 AM she heard a noise at the front door, and as she stood at the top…

children,presentOn Christmas morning a cop on horseback is sitting at a traffic light, and next to him is a kid on his shiny new bike. The cop says to the kid, “Nice bike you got there. Did Santa bring that to you?”

The kid replies, “Yeah.”

The cop says, “Well, next year tell Santa to put a tail-light on that bike.”

The cop then proceeds to issue the kid a $20.00 bicycle safety violation ticket.

BantaBanta thought he was dead, but in reality he was very much alive. His delusion became such a problem that his family finally paid for him to see a psychiatrist…

Santa Applied to a medical college But he never made it because, these were his Answers:

Antibody: One who hates his body

Artery: Study of fine paintings

Bacteria: Back door of a cafeteria

Coma: Punctuation Mark

Gall Bladder: Bladder of a girl

Genes: Blue Denim

Labour pain: Hurt at work.

Once Santa Singh, the psychiatrist, met a friend and exclaimed, “I heard you are dead.“

But you see I‘m alive, smiled the friend.

Impossible, said Santa Singh. The man who told me is much more reliable than you.

boyA father asked his son, Little Johnny, if he knew about the birds and the bees.

“I don’t want to know!” Little Johnny said, exploding and bursting into tears. Confused, his father asked Little Johnny what was wrong.

“Oh Pop,” Johnny sobbed, “for me there was no Santa Claus at age six, no Easter Bunny at seven, and no Tooth Fairy at eight. And if you’re telling me now that grown ups don’t really have sex, I’ve got nothing left to believe in!”