JokesArcade

A noted psychiatrist was a guest at a party and his host, Banta, naturally broached the subject in which the doctor was most at ease…

An astronomer was watching the sky from his telescope.

Santa Singh was observing him, suddenly a star falls.

Seeing that, Santa Singh shouted, “What a Shot you made!”

childrenWhy doesn’t Santa Claus have any children?

Because he comes only once a year, down the chimney.

Santa and Jeeto were preparing wedding cards for their son at the printers. Jeeto was not very good at English so she asked the printer to help him. After the printer had presented…

Santa: What is ANOTHER difference between a MOSQUITO and a FLY?

Banta: A FLY can FLY but a MOSQUITO cannot MOSQUITO!

Why does Sardar always smile during lightning storms?
They think their picture is being taken.
What do smart Sardar and UFOs have in common?
You always hear about them but you never see them.

moneySanta Claus, the tooth fairy, an honest lawyer and an old drunk are walking down the street together when they simultaneously spot a hundred dollar bill. Who gets it?

The old drunk, of course; the other three are mythological creatures.

Santa and Banta were hiking in the woods when Santa is bitten on the rear end by a rattlesnake. “I’ll go into town for a doctor…

Santa Singh was talking to his friend Banta about his love life.

‘So, Santa, how’s it going with the girls?’

‘Women, to me, are nothing but sex objects.’

‘Really?’

‘Yes,’ Santa shook his head, ‘Whenever I mention sex, they object.’

Santa with two red ears went to see his doctor.
The doctor asked him what had happened to his ears.
“I was ironing a shirt when the phone rang. Instead of picking up the phone I accidentally picked up the iron and…