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children,dogA little girl goes to see Santa Claus at the local shopping mall. When she arrives and sits down on Santa’s lap Santa asks “What do you want for Christmas little girl?”.

“I want a Barbie and a GI Joe” says the little girl.

“But Barbie comes with Ken” Santa says,

“No, Barbie only ‘cums’ with GI Joe!”

Beautiful ModelsSanta and Banta were looking at a catalog and admiring the models. Santa says to the Banta, “Have you seen the beautiful girls…

Santu was curious, he asked his friend Bantu:
“Was your wife a virgin when you married her?

Puzzled Bantu: “I really don’t know. Some say yes. Some say no.”

Santa`s ClientsSanta was in coats but unfortunately business was very bad. One day his partner Banta said to him, “What are we going to do with these fifty coats? They’re last year…