Sardar joined a new job. On the very first day he worked till late

evening on the computer.

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Boss was happy and asked him what he did till evening.

Sardar : Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright.

Three sardars who work in the same office notice that their boss has started leaving work early every day. One day they decide that after he leaves, they’ll take off early, too. After all, he never calls or comes back, so how will he know?The 1st Sardar is thrilled to get home early. he does [...]

Santa & Banta got tired of mobile & decide 2 use pigeons. 1day a pigeon reaches Banta without message. Angry Banta calls Santa! Santa: Oye, this was a missed call

Four sardars wanted to open an auto repair shop. They bought the best car servicing equipment and soon inaugurated the repair shop. They all waited eagerly on the inaugural day; but no customer arrived. A couple of days passed, there were no cars that came in for repairs. A week, then a month went by, [...]

Two Sardar walk into a bar, each orders a drink. They go and sit down and start toasting and cheering, “51 days! 51 Days!!” About five minutes later, another Sardar walks in, orders a drink, and joins the other two in the cheering.Finally, another Sardar walks in with what looks like a picture. He puts [...]

Banta sent sms to Santa: Bhejnewala mahan, padhnewala gadha. Santa got angry and replied: Bhejnewala gadha, padhnewala mahan.

Santa was delighted with the way the painter had done all the work on his house. “You did a great job.“ he said and handed the man a check. “Also, in order to thank-you, here`s an extra Five hundred rupees to take the Mrs out to dinner and a movie.“ Later that night, the doorbell [...]

Santa and his girlfriend were out driving one day. He noticed that she kept looking at him and smiling. Then she leaned over and whispered in his ear, “Can you drive using only one hand ?“ “I sure can“, Santa grinned, thinking his luck was in. “Good“, she said, “then wipe your nose; it`s running

Mrs. Banta Singh was in the habit of having long conversation on the telephone, sometimes going on over an hour. One day she hung up after 25 minutes.“What is the matter today? asked her husband. “Today you had less than…

Once three sardars decided to go on a picnic. When they got there, they realized they had forgotten the soda. So, the youngest sardar said he would go home and get the soda if the others promised not to eat the sandwiches until he got back. 20839279thm.jpg An hour, a couple of hours, then all [...]