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3 sardar picnic par gaye…
Waha jakar yaad aaya ki “pepsi” to ghar pe
hi bhul gaye..
Decide kiya ki sabse chota sardar ja kar
pepsi lekar aae.
Chota sardar: “mai is sart par jaunga ki
tum mere aane tak samose nahi khaoge.”
dono ne kaia thik hai.

2 din guzar gae. sardar nai aaya.

4 din guzar gae. Sardar nah aaya.

Dono ne socha ki ab samose kha leni chahie.
Jaise hi samosa nikala, chota sardar ped ke
piche se bahar nikal ke bola- “AISE KAROGE
TO MAI NAI JAUNGA”

Sardar: What is the name of your car?
Lady: I forgot the name, but is starts with ‘T’.
Sardar: Oh, what a strange car, starts with Tea. All cars that I know start with petrol.

Sardar ki maut Bijli girne se hogai par uski lash muskurate hue mili.

Bhagwan ne poocha Aisa kyun?

thunder

Sardar Bole : Mujhe laga koi Photo Kheench riya Si…

Santa Singh is called for an interview in some firm. He lands there
on time. He is immediately hauled inside in front of the
interviewing officer. Officer looks at Santa singh Then goes thru his
certificates and then starts asking him questions.

Following is the transcript :

O : Mr. Santa Singh, after seeing your qualifications & credentials
I would like to ask you only some simple questions. If you can
answer those then you are selected. First we will start with some
opposites

S : Yes Sir.

Officer started asking questions

O : Above

S : Below

O : Front

S : Back

O : Left

S : Right

O : Male

S : Female

O : Ugly    (means Next in Punjabi)

S : Pichhly (means Previous in Punjabi)

O : Ugly…U-G-L-Y( Officer spells it)

S : Pichhly…P-I-C-H-H-L-Y( Our sardar also spells it)

O : U…..G…..L …… Y…..(Officer shouts)

S : P ….. I ….. C ….. H ……. H …… L ….. Y……

Our sardar also shouts)

#Officer is now angry.

O : Get out

S : Come in.

O : Quiet please.

S : Talk please.

O : You are rejected.

S : I am selected …….. ……. and This is how Santa Singh got

his job.

A sardar died in Amritsar,His wife was
crying:

Ve tu othe tur gaya ain jithe diva na
batti,

Ve tu othe tur gaya ain jithe munji na
pirhi,

Ve tu othe tur gaya ain jithe aata na roti,
Kid asked his mother: Amma, kidre
Abba pakistan te nai tur gaya?

1 sardar coffee pene jata hai to waiter pochta hai ke hot ya cold coffee.
sardar kahta hai price kya hai. to waiter kehta hai ke hot coffee 5 rupee ki or cold coffee 10 rupee, to sath wale log hot coffee pe rahe they to sardar ne kaha ke jaldi piyo warna 10 rupee dene parhe ge!!

Sardar saw a very high Airtel Tower & red light glowing on the top

Seeing this he said ?India is developing fast, see there are traffic signals for planes in the air.

WHY DO PUNJABI’S HAVE CONNECTED EYE BROWS?
ANS: TO KEEP THE SAND OUT OF THEIR EYE’S!

Sardar sent a SMS to his pregnant wife. Two seconds later a report came to his phone and he started dancing.

The report said, “DELIVERED”.

What do you call a sardar who has only one drink? Just-one Singh.

What do you call a sardar who drinks only beer? Just-beer Singh (‘T’ silent!).

How did the Sardar try to kill the bird? He threw it off a cliff.

Why can’t Sardars make ice cubes? They always forget the recipe.

Why do Sardars work seven days a week? So you don’t have to re-train them on Monday