evening on the computer.

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Boss was happy and asked him what he did till evening.

Sardar : Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright.

started leaving work early every day. One day they decide that after

he leaves, they’ll take off early, too. After all, he never calls or

comes back, so how will he know?The 1st Sardar is thrilled to get home

early. he does a little gardening, watches a movie and then goes to

bed early.The 2nd Sardar is elevated to be able to get in a quick

workout at her health club before meeting a dinner date.The 3rd Sardar

is also very happy to be home early, but as he goes upstairs he hears

noises coming from his bedroom. he quietly opens the door a crack and

is mortified to see his wife in bed with HIS BOSS! Ever so gently, he

closes the door and creeps out of his house.The next day, the other

two Sardar talk about leaving early again, but when they ask the 3rd

Sardar if he wants to leave early also, he exclaims, “NO WAY!

Yesterday I almost got caught!”

pigeon

reaches Banta without message. Angry Banta calls Santa!

Santa: Oye, this was a missed call

They bought the best car servicing equipment and soon inaugurated the

repair shop.

They all waited eagerly on the inaugural day; but no customer arrived.

A couple of days passed, there were no cars that came in for repairs.

A week, then a month went by, there were no cars.

After all, how could cars come in, the sardars had put up their garage

on the second floor.

and start toasting and cheering, “51 days! 51 Days!!” About five

minutes later, another Sardar walks in, orders a drink, and joins the

other two in the cheering.Finally, another Sardar walks in with what

looks like a picture. He puts the picture thing in the middle of the

table, and starts cheering with the others, “51 days!51 days!!The

Bartender starts too get really curious, so he walks over to discover

that the picture is a Puzzle. He walks over to one of the Sardar and

asks, “What on earth are you doing??””Well,” the Sardar says,

“everyone thinks Sardar are so stupid, so we proved them wrong. On the

box of this puzzle, it says 2-4 years, but we finished it in only 51

days!!!

Santa got angry and replied: Bhejnewala gadha, padhnewala mahan.

work on his house.

“You did a great job.“ he said and handed the man a check.

“Also, in order to thank-you, here`s an extra Five hundred rupees to

take the Mrs out to dinner and a movie.“

Later that night, the doorbell rang and it was the painter.

Thinking the painter had forgotten something Santa asked, “What`s the

matter, did you forget something?“

“Nope.“ replied the painter. “I`m just here to take your Mrs out to

dinner and a movie like you asked.“

that she kept looking at him and smiling.

Then she leaned over and whispered in his ear, “Can you drive using

only one hand ?“

“I sure can“, Santa grinned, thinking his luck was in.

“Good“, she said, “then wipe your nose; it`s running

telephone, sometimes going on over an hour. One day she hung up after

25 minutes.“What is the matter today? asked her husband. “Today you

had less than…

When they got there, they realized they had forgotten the soda.

So, the youngest sardar said he would go home and get the soda if the others promised not to eat the sandwiches until he got back.

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An hour, a couple of hours, then all day went by.

Both sardars were now very hungry.

Finally one of the sardars said: “Oh, come on, he is not going to be back. Let’s eat the sandwiches.”

Suddenly, the youngest sardar popped up from behind a rock and said: “If you do, I wont go.”