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Sardarji bought a brand new Maruti and decided to drive down from
Amritsar, where he lived, to Jalandar to meet his friend. He reached there
in a few hours. After spending a few days there, he decided to return, and
called up his mother to expect him in the evening. But he didn’t reach in
the evening and not the next day either. When he finally reached home on
the third day, his distraught mother ran and asked him ” Arre Puttar, ki
hoya?” (What Happened, My Son?)

The Sardarji got out, obviously very tired from a long journey, and said,
“Oy, ye Marutti wale pagal hain, agge jaane waaste chaar gear banaate
hain, aur pichche jaane waaste sirf ik?” (These Maruti Car people are crazy!
They have four gears for going forward, but only one for going back!)

Banta: Kee Gal hai Sante. Kalle Kalle samosey kha reyan
Santa : Nahin yaarr, Chutney De Naal.

Interviewer:what is skeleton?

Sardar:Sir, skeleton is a person, who started dieting but forgot to stop it..!!!

Hitler says,
“There is no word like IMPOSSIBLE in my dictionary”

Sardar says: Ab bolne se kya faayda? “Jub kharidi thi tab hi check karna tha na”

A dipper and a gora are sitting beside each other on a plane. It was a long flight to India so the gora said:”Let’s play a game.” The dipper said sure. The gora said let’s play I spy. The dipper said sure. The gora started. He said I spy with my little eye something black. The dipper said suitcase? He was right. Then he said I spy with my little eye something that starts with the letter B. The gora looked hard for about ten minutes. Then finally he gave up .He said what was it. The dipper said look stupid gora “bindow”!

Santa & Banta got tired of mobile & decide 2 use pigeons. 1day a pigeon
reaches Banta without message. Angry Banta calls Santa!
Santa: Oye, this was a missed call.

Teacher: How many seconds are there in
an year?
Sardar: 12 seconds..
Teacher: 12 seconds?? what you mean??
Sardar: yes … 12 seconds.. January 2nd,
february 2nd, march 2nd etc..etc..!!

Sardar 2 doctr: Mujhe 1 problem hai
DR: Kya?

Sardar: Baat karte waqt aadmi dikhai nahi deta
Dr: aisa kab hota hai?
Sardar: Phone karte waqt

One Sardar was enjoying Sun on a Beach in America. A lady came and asked him,

“ Are you relaxing“ Sardar answered ‘“ No I am Banta Singh“ Another Guy Came

and asked the same Question. Sardar answered “ No…

Sardar enters kitchen and opens the sugarbox. Sees inside and closes it. Wife observes the whole episode. Again he comes and does the same stuff.

kitchen

Wife askes : Why are you doing this?

Sardar replies : Doctor told to check sugar level regularly.