This boy was in Virgina. He wrote his dad:

No Mun
No Fun
Your Son

His Dad Got The Note And Wrote Him Back:

Too Bad
So Sad
Your Dad

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? … Because he felt crummy.

“Darling,“ whispered a frail little husband from his chair. “I‘m very sick, would you please call me a vet?“ “A vet? Why do you want a vet and not a medical doctor?“ asked his wife. The husband replied, “Because I work like a horse, live like a dog, and have to sleep with a cow.“

Johnny, George, and Bert were driving along in their pickup when they saw a sheep caught in the fence with its hind end up in the air.

When I was young I used to pray for a bike, then I realized that God doesn’t work that way, so I stole a bike and prayed for forgiveness.

Why did The Hedhog cross The Road To see His Flat Mateee HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

How do you get a kleenex to dance? … Put a little boogey in it.

How many NCAA basketball players does it take to change a light bulb? Only one, but he gets money, a car, and three college credit hours for it!

Q: What‘s the difference between men and pigs? A: Pigs don‘t turn into men when they drink.

What do you call a sheep with no legs? A cloud.