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This boy was in Virgina. He wrote his dad:
No Mun
No Fun
Your Son
His Dad Got The Note And Wrote Him Back:
Too Bad
So Sad
Your Dad
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Why did the cookie go to the doctor?
… Because he felt crummy.
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“Darling,“ whispered a frail little husband from his chair.
“I‘m very sick, would you please call me a vet?“
“A vet? Why do you want a vet and not a medical doctor?“
asked his wife.
The husband replied, “Because I work like a horse, live like
a dog, and have to sleep with a cow.“
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Johnny, George, and Bert were driving along in their pickup when they saw a sheep caught in the fence with its hind end up in the air.
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When I was young I used to pray for a bike, then I realized that God doesn’t work that way, so I stole a bike and prayed for forgiveness.
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Why did The Hedhog cross The Road
To see His Flat Mateee HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
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How do you get a kleenex to dance?
… Put a little boogey in it.
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How many NCAA basketball players does it take to change a light bulb?
Only one, but he gets money, a car, and three college credit hours for it!
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Q: What‘s the difference between men and pigs?
A: Pigs don‘t turn into men when they drink.
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What do you call a sheep with no legs?
A cloud.
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