JokesArcade » Short Jokes http://www.jokesarcade.com Its all about fun! Thu, 17 May 2012 10:04:52 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0.2 Dad & Son http://www.jokesarcade.com/short-jokes/dad-son.html http://www.jokesarcade.com/short-jokes/dad-son.html#comments Sat, 14 Feb 2009 11:26:46 +0000 admin http://www.jokesarcade.com/?p=998 This boy was in Virgina. He wrote his dad:

No Mun
No Fun
Your Son

His Dad Got The Note And Wrote Him Back:

Too Bad
So Sad
Your Dad

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… Because he felt crummy.

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“I‘m very sick, would you please call me a vet?“

“A vet? Why do you want a vet and not a medical doctor?“

asked his wife.

The husband replied, “Because I work like a horse, live like

a dog, and have to sleep with a cow.“

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]]> http://www.jokesarcade.com/short-jokes/pray.html/feed 0 The Hedhog http://www.jokesarcade.com/short-jokes/the-hedhog.html http://www.jokesarcade.com/short-jokes/the-hedhog.html#comments Sat, 14 Feb 2009 11:25:11 +0000 admin http://www.jokesarcade.com/short-jokes/the-hedhog/.html Why did The Hedhog cross The Road

To see His Flat Mateee HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

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… Put a little boogey in it.

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Only one, but he gets money, a car, and three college credit hours for it!

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A: Pigs don‘t turn into men when they drink.

]]> http://www.jokesarcade.com/short-jokes/turn-into.html/feed 0 A cloud http://www.jokesarcade.com/short-jokes/a-cloud.html http://www.jokesarcade.com/short-jokes/a-cloud.html#comments Sat, 14 Feb 2009 11:24:00 +0000 admin http://www.jokesarcade.com/?p=989 What do you call a sheep with no legs?
A cloud.

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