Husband says; “When I‘m gone you‘ll never find another man like me“.
Wife replied; “What makes you think I‘d want another man like you!“

Two college basketball players were taking an important final exam. If they failed, they would be on academic probation and not allowed to play in the big game the following week. The exam was fill-in-the-blank. The last question read, “Old MacDonald had a ________.” Bubba was stumped. He had no idea what to answer. But [...]

Football: A game consisting of 22 skilled players, one impartial referee, two eagle eyed referee’s assistants and one stupid ball. Teammate: Another person that you have to dribble around Fans: Two sets of abusive referees Offside: The Bermuda Triangle area of the pitch where “innocent” players are drawn towards. Scoring: When 11 men spontaneously start [...]

The pro quarterback was petitioning the court to have his recent marriage annulled. “On what grounds ?” questioned the Judge, “This court does not take annulments lightly.” “Non-virginity,” replied the quarterback, “When I married her, I thought I was getting a tight end, but instead, I found that I had married a wide receiver.”

There was a Packers fan with a really crappy seat at Lambeau. Looking with his binoculars, he spotted an empty seat on the 50-yard line. Thinking to himself “what a waste” he made his way down to the empty seat. When he arrived at the seat, he asked the man sitting next to it, “Is [...]

Four women were out on the golf course, when one pointed out a white blur approaching from a distance.. As it grew closer, they could see it was a streaker drawing near.. As the nude guy ran past the women one said, “My golly, which is that? Was that Dick Green??” Another answered, “I don’t [...]

A fellow was reading the paper one day lamenting the fact that his doctor has ordered him to lose 75 pounds. Next thing he sees is an advertisement for a guaranteed weight loss program. Guaranteed like heck, he thinks to himself. But lets see what they think they can do. He calls them on the [...]

THE NBA PLAYER ADOPTION PROGRAM NEEDS YOU! With an NBA player’s strike against the team owners looming, now is the time for us to show the world just how much we care. It’s just not right. Hundreds of basketball players in our very own country are living at or just below the seven-figure salary level! [...]

A college football lineman married one of the team’s cheerleaders. The coach said, “You’re such a big guy–why did you marry such a petite woman? She’s no bigger than your hand.” “That’s right, Coach,” replied the lineman, “but she’s much better!”

Obviously, Football is a syndrome of religious rites symbolizing the struggle to preserve the Egg of Life through the rigors of impending winter. The rites begin at the Autumn Equinox and culminate on the first day of the New Year, with great festivals identified with bowls of plenty. The festivals are associated with flowers such [...]