A Plane was flying through the jungle when suddenly the engine stalled. The pilot ejected and drifted gently down to land. Unfortunately he landed in a large cooking pot which was gently simmering over a low fire.
All the local tribesmen turned to look at him until the chief, blinking in disbelief asked, “What’s this flier doing in my soup?”

Q. What did the Maori say to the jew A. He brew

These are actual answers on a McDonald’s application submitted by a 17 year old kid someplace in Florida. They actually hired him too. I think this kid’s gonna go far… NAME: Greg Bulmash. SEX: Not yet. Still waiting for the right person. DESIRED POSITION: Company’s President or Vice President. But seriously, whatever’s available. If I [...]

An elderly gentleman was invited to his old friends‘ home for dinner one evening. He was impressed by the way his buddy preceded every request to his wife with endearing terms – Honey, My Love, Darling, Sweetheart, Pumpkin, etc. The couple had been married almost 70 years, and clearly they were still very much in [...]

A Plane was flying through the jungle when suddenly the engine stalled. The pilot ejected and drifted gently down to land. Unfortunately he landed in a large cooking pot which was gently simmering over a low fire. All the local tribesmen…

policeman,shieldWhat not to say to the nice policeman: Is it true that people become cops because they are too dumb to work at McDonald’s?

A man walks into a bar after a hellish day of work not noticing it was a gay bar. So when he walks over to order his drink, a gay meets him and said” Have you ever played bar football?” The man never heard such a thing and wanted to know how to play. The [...]

Q: What carries round a sack and bites people? A: Santa Jaws

There was a man who was obsessed with the colour red One day he decided to paint himself red so he did and he also painted his house red One day he was taking a shower and the blind man from across the road knocked on his door So the red man put his towel [...]

Cindy McCain was in her front yard watering her roses when John McCain came out of the house and rushed straight to the mailbox, opened it, looked in,then slammed it shut and stormed back into the house. As Cindy was getting ready to prune the roses, John came back out to the mailbox, opened it, [...]