Yo mama so nasty she made speed stick slow down.

Yo mama so nasty she brings crabs to the beach.

Yo mama so nasty she made right guard turn left.

Yo mama so nasty the fishery be paying her to leave.

Yo mama so nasty she has to creep up on bathwater.

Yo mama so nasty that pours salt water down her pants to keep her crabs fresh.

Yo mama so nasty when I called her to say hello she gave me an ear infection.

Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up Yo mama so fat her nickname is “Lardo” Yo mama so fat she eats Wheat Thicks. Yo mama so fat were in her right now Yo mama so fat people jog around her for exercise Yo mama so fat she [...]

Yo mama so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing, she said “Moving.” Yo mama so poor she can’t afford to pay attention! Yo mama so poor when I ring the doorbell I hear the toilet flush! Yo mama so poor when she goes [...]

Yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes Yo mama so stupid when she saw the NC-17 (under 17 not admitted) sign, she went home and got 16 friends Yo mama so stupid when your dad said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a spoon Yo mama so [...]

Yo mama so short she poses for trophies! Yo mama so short you can see her feet on her drivers lisence! Yo mama so short she has to use a ladder to pick up a dime. Yo mama so short she can play handball on the curb. Yo mama so short she does backflips under [...]

Yo mama so greasy she used bacon as a band-aid! Yo mama so greasy she sweats Crisco! Yo mama so greasy Texaco buys Oil from her

Yo mama’s so tall, when she tripped over on 4th Ave, she landed on 12th. Yo mama so tall she tripped over a rock and hit her head on the moon. Yo mama so tall she tripped in Michigan and hit her head in Florida. Yo mama’s so tall, she did a push-up and burned [...]

Yo mama is so fat that when she asked, “Why is the grass always greener on the other side?” everyone replied, “’Cause you aren’t standing on it.”

Tell Yo mama that I’m mad at her… and her jagged teeth. A circumcision is a one time procedure and I’ve already had mine. Tell Yo mama to stop wearing green lipstick, my balls are starting to look like ninja turtles. Tell Yo mama to stop wearing blue lipstick, my balls look like Smurfs. Tell [...]

Yo mama has one leg and a bicycle. Yo mama has 4 eyes and 2 pair of sunglasses. Yo mama has so much hair on her upper lip, she braids it. Yo mama has one hand and a Clapper. Yo mama has green hair and thinks she’s a tree. Yo mama has one ear and [...]