JokesArcade

Yo mamma’s cross-eyed, she threw a rock at the ground and missed!

Your mamma is so fat, when God said let there be light,she had to move!

Yo mama so short she poses for trophies!

Yo mama so short you can see her feet on her drivers lisence!

Yo mama so short she has to use a ladder to pick up a dime.

Yo mama so short she can play handball on the curb.

Yo mama so short she does backflips under the bed.

Yo mama so short she models for trophys.

Yo Mama’s so stupid, I told her to buy a color TV, she came back and said what color.

Yo mama’s so tall, when she tripped over on 4th Ave, she landed on 12th.

Yo mama so tall she tripped over a rock and hit her head on the moon.

Yo mama so tall she tripped over a rock and hit her head on the moon.

Yo mama so tall she tripped in Michigan and hit her head in Florida.

Your Mama is so stupid, she sits on the Television and watches the sofa.

Yo mama so skinny she hula hoops with a cheerio

Yo mama so skinny she has to wear a belt with spandex.

Yo mama so skinny she turned sideways and dissapeared.

Yo mamma’s so poor, she can’t afford to go on welfare.

Yo mamma’s so poor, she got thrown out of a homeless shelter.

Yo mamma’s so poor, she tried to use food stamps on a gumball machine.

Yo mamma’s so poor, a burgler broke into her house and left her some money.

Yo mama so stank, the only dis I want to give her is a disinfectant.

Yo mama so stank, even dogs won’t sniff her crotch.